Thread: Last Post Wins
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12-01-2015, 09:59 PM #31
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12-02-2015, 12:38 PM #32
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When I go home to eat lunch (my office is 2.5 miles away), I love a good peanut butter and banana sandwich. I swear I could eat this every day of my life.
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12-02-2015, 02:17 PM #33
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George Washington Carver must be your idol.
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dan
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
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12-02-2015, 07:59 PM #34
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12-02-2015, 09:16 PM #35
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Elvis invented the Banana?
seeya
dan
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
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12-02-2015, 09:33 PM #36
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12-02-2015, 10:38 PM #37
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You should've seen him eat a PB&B.
"Love me tender, love me sweet," he used to say. Dole & Jif, baby.
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12-02-2015, 11:03 PM #38
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So...a serious question.
Is Elvis Presley still alive? I thought I saw him, older looking, and wearing a sombrero-like hat, at a county carnival this summer. You had to picture him years younger, but he had lost weight, and was now an African-American. But I think it was him.
I walked up to him and asked if he had blue suede shoes, and he told me that for a price, he had anything I wanted. I said that I really liked Jailhouse Rock, and he took off--much faster than an 80-year old man should run (I think he's 80 now). Anyway, I was just wondering if you thought it was him. If it wasn't, it was a dead ringer for him. If he was a little older. And changed races. Normally, I'd say that it was unlikely, but I saw a movie--"Soul Man"--where that happened. So I'm pretty confident that if anyone could do it, it would be Elvis.
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12-03-2015, 07:38 AM #39
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Did you know that there is only 1 Jif peanut butter factory in the world? I always keep 4 extra jars in the pantry just in case.
Extra points...where is that factory located?
Cavendish bananas may not survive the newest disease plaguing the crop world wide. Plant breeders feverishly working to develop new plants that will survive the disease. Bananas are the undeveloped worlds #1 food cropLast edited by dan_bgblue; 12-03-2015 at 07:40 AM.
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12-03-2015, 06:55 PM #40
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12-03-2015, 07:49 PM #41
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12-03-2015, 11:09 PM #42
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When does football season start again?
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12-04-2015, 02:26 PM #43
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Watch out for falling rocks
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dan
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
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12-04-2015, 02:35 PM #44
I observed a college scholars bowl tournament today. I learned three things:
1. Scholars Bowl to Jeopardy is like Einstein to a preschooler.
2. There are some freakishly smart kids there.
3. I am stupid. Or ignorant. Or both.
Wow.
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12-04-2015, 03:16 PM #45
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Watch Judge Judy or a similar show and you'll feel like Einstein.
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12-04-2015, 07:04 PM #46
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And if those really smart kids would go into politics and run things in Washington we'd be way better off. Sadly it's the Judge Judy crowd that runs for office.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
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12-05-2015, 08:32 AM #47
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seeya
dan
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
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12-06-2015, 07:43 PM #48
Tired. Worked this afternoon, worked yesterday morning, and headed back to the office momentarily. Ugh.
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12-06-2015, 07:56 PM #49
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12-06-2015, 08:00 PM #50
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12-06-2015, 08:22 PM #51
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On my way to St Louis early in the morning for a few days of glorious company training. Wish the Cards had a home stand this week. Hotel is 2 1/2 blocks from the stadium
seeya
dan
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
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12-07-2015, 07:10 PM #52
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12-07-2015, 07:15 PM #53
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Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
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12-07-2015, 08:19 PM #54
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The "I'm gellin" people must be the biggest douchebags around....
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12-07-2015, 09:12 PM #55
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12-10-2015, 01:45 PM #56
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My apologies to all, I made it home from St Louis intact and unscathed
seeya
dan
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
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12-10-2015, 01:51 PM #57
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12-10-2015, 02:55 PM #58
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And don't let it happen again
Oh, wait....
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12-10-2015, 07:29 PM #59
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12-11-2015, 06:35 PM #60
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Missouri St Louis, not Illinois St Louis.
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