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[blueboss]

I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."


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[Catfan73]

I like that one!

[blueboss]

I like that one!

Moo hee hee!! Moo hee hee!!!


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[blueboss]

My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."

I replied, "That's 15 love"


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[blueboss]

Today has been the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.


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[Catfan73]

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

[blueboss]

I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.


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[Catfan73]

That’s not very sage.

[Darrell KSR]

Two years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf.

I haven't heard from him since.

[blueboss]

10,000 blonde ladies attended the "Blondes Are NOT Dumb" convention in Ohio.

The host takes the mic and shouts, "We're all here to prove to the world that blondes are not dumb!"

The crowd erupts in cheers!

She randomly calls up a blonde named Misty.

"Okay, Misty, here’s your first question: What is 2,381 x 456?"

Misty looks puzzled. "I don't... know," she giggles.

The crowd chants, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

"Alright, Misty — what is 64 divided by 8?"

Misty shrugs. "Ummm... no idea."

The crowd goes wild again. "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

“Okay, Misty, one more chance… what is 2 + 2?”

Misty pauses, thinks hard, and says, “Umm… four?”

The entire crowd jumps up and screams...
"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"


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[Catfan73]

A friend of mine grew up on a farm. He says they used to clean the hogs with vodka. I said that sounds like Absolut hogwash.

[blueboss]

Reminder…

I got my shot for Shingles today. Just to be safe, l also got one for Vinyl Siding too!


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[Darrell KSR]

Reminder…

I got my shot for Shingles today. Just to be safe, l also got one for Vinyl Siding too!


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I almost spit coffee on that one. It hit my weird sense of humor square in the mouth.

[Darrell KSR]

I was walking past a sign that said

Duck, Eggs

And I thought that was an unnecessary comma. Then it hit me.

[blueboss]

I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam

They were all trick questions


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