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    I just saw a video on how they fasten parts of your jeans together with those little metal things. It was riveting.
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    So not to ruffle CBBN’s feathers with more outlandish puns I’ve decided to shift to news tidbits.

    It was reported yesterday that a Chinese freighter carrying yo-yo’s sank six times in the Atlantic yesterday.


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    Quote Originally Posted by blueboss View Post
    So not to ruffle CBBN’s feathers with more outlandish puns I’ve decided to shift to news tidbits.

    It was reported yesterday that a Chinese freighter carrying yo-yo’s sank six times in the Atlantic yesterday.


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    BTW, I laughed for five minutes at that one.
    People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.

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    In other news:


    Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.

    Police are combing the area. One of the workers was quoted as saying “I had a near brush with death”


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    Here goes nothing...
    What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
    Iron Man stops the bad guys, Aluminum Man just foils their plans...
    One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.

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    We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.

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    Saw the new Superman movie weekend before last. Wouldn’t really recommend it but my son (22) liked it. Superdog stole the show. He’s talked me into seeing the new Fantastic Four movie this weekend. I do not have high hopes lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBluePappy View Post
    Here goes nothing...
    What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
    Iron Man stops the bad guys, Aluminum Man just foils their plans...
    Excellent!!! It’s alive!!!!

    Another monster has been created….


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    Chuck, I tried.

    I told blueboss, Catfan73 and Bigbluepappy, as the primary offenders, that their puns were really bad.

    They tried to defend it, but I told them it was no laughing matter.
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    We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrell KSR View Post
    Chuck, I tried.

    I told blueboss, Catfan73 and Bigbluepappy, as the primary offenders, that their puns were really bad.

    They tried to defend it, but I told them it was no laughing matter.
    Et tu Brute?
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    My doctor told me I have bad posture. I’m not really sure why but I have a hunch.
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    At my job this morning we had an issue which required an electrician. With that, it had me wondering….

    Do electricians listen to AC/DC? Or do they prefer something more current?

    …Either way, I’m sure I won’t be shocked by the answer.


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    I just finished a book about mazes. It was so good I kind of got lost in it.
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    Did you know that 90% of bald men still own a pocket comb...

    They just can't part with it.

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    I was watching Australia’s Top Chef and one of them made a meringue. The crowd went wild. I thought to myself, that’s odd. Don’t they usually boo meringue?
    We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.

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    OMG. I had to actually say that out loud to get it. Sometimes I'm not very swift. I guess I'm not very Taylored for that kind of thing.

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    Saw the new Fantastic Four movie yesterday and imo it was 10X better than Superman. My son said he still liked Superman better but what does he know. My favorites growing up were the F4, Thor, And Ironman. This one made me feel like I was 10 again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catfan73 View Post
    Saw the new Fantastic Four movie yesterday and imo it was 10X better than Superman. My son said he still liked Superman better but what does he know. My favorites growing up were the F4, Thor, And Ironman. This one made me feel like I was 10 again.
    I was a big F4 fan. Very disappointed in the movies to
    this point. You have my hopes elevated a bit however.


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    I told the barista to give me the lightest roast she had. She goes, “You look like you haven’t slept in two days.”
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    Subtle, but I like it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcat View Post
    I was a big F4 fan. Very disappointed in the movies to
    this point. You have my hopes elevated a bit however.


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    Q:Why couldn't the jalapeño practice archery?


    A: Because it didn't habanero


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    Quote Originally Posted by blueboss View Post
    Q:Why couldn't the jalapeño practice archery?


    A: Because it didn't habanero


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    That plus they get all jalapeno business.
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