I just saw a video on how they fasten parts of your jeans together with those little metal things. It was riveting.
I just saw a video on how they fasten parts of your jeans together with those little metal things. It was riveting.
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So not to ruffle CBBN’s feathers with more outlandish puns I’ve decided to shift to news tidbits.
It was reported yesterday that a Chinese freighter carrying yo-yo’s sank six times in the Atlantic yesterday.
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BTW, I laughed for five minutes at that one.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
In other news:
Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.
Police are combing the area. One of the workers was quoted as saying “I had a near brush with death”
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Here goes nothing...
What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys, Aluminum Man just foils their plans...
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
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Saw the new Superman movie weekend before last. Wouldn’t really recommend it but my son (22) liked it. Superdog stole the show. He’s talked me into seeing the new Fantastic Four movie this weekend. I do not have high hopes lol.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Chuck, I tried.
I told blueboss, Catfan73 and Bigbluepappy, as the primary offenders, that their puns were really bad.
They tried to defend it, but I told them it was no laughing matter.
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My doctor told me I have bad posture. I’m not really sure why but I have a hunch.
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At my job this morning we had an issue which required an electrician. With that, it had me wondering….
Do electricians listen to AC/DC? Or do they prefer something more current?
…Either way, I’m sure I won’t be shocked by the answer.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I just finished a book about mazes. It was so good I kind of got lost in it.
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Did you know that 90% of bald men still own a pocket comb...
They just can't part with it.
I was watching Australia’s Top Chef and one of them made a meringue. The crowd went wild. I thought to myself, that’s odd. Don’t they usually boo meringue?
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OMG. I had to actually say that out loud to get it. Sometimes I'm not very swift. I guess I'm not very Taylored for that kind of thing.
Saw the new Fantastic Four movie yesterday and imo it was 10X better than Superman. My son said he still liked Superman better but what does he know. My favorites growing up were the F4, Thor, And Ironman. This one made me feel like I was 10 again.
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“Before I leave I’d like to see our politics begin to return to the purposes and practices that distinguish our history from the history of other nations,
“I would like to see us recover our sense that we are more alike than different. We are citizens of a republic made of shared ideals forged in a new world to replace the tribal enmities that tormented the old one. Even in times of political turmoil such as these, we share that awesome heritage and the responsibility to embrace it.”
-Patriot and Senator. John McCain
I told the barista to give me the lightest roast she had. She goes, “You look like you haven’t slept in two days.”
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Subtle, but I like it...
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
Q:Why couldn't the jalapeño practice archery?
A: Because it didn't habanero
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The recent increase in the use of botox has raised a lot of eyebrows.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Little known fact…while some animals are protostomes, meaning the mouth is the first opening developed by the embryo, humans are deuterostomes, where the anus is the first to develop. This means we all started out as little assholes. Some people just never grow out of it.
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2 Blondes walk into a building, you'd think one of them would of seen it.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
My best friend at work is fluent in Spanish so when I talk to them I try to use mucho whenever I can. It means a lot to them.
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