We could do haikus
Limericks are too dirty
And hard to recall
We could do haikus
Limericks are too dirty
And hard to recall
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
Back to winter today after a week of early summer.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Ever wondered if we colonized Mars what it might look like? I’m thinking something like
M:A:R:S
Oh my. Just when you think you've seen the bottom...then again, I kinda think they're all sort of this level, which fits us as a group perfectly.
I tried repeating these to my cows but she didn’t understand them.
They sort of went in one ear and out the udder…
And, yes, I’ll milk this one for all it’s worth…
I’m in… put me down for:
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
This is called the
Wurst Käse scenario.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I actually laughed out loud.
Well played!Originally Posted by blueboss
In honor of St Patrick's Day.
What do you call a bullet proof Irishman?
Rick O'Shea.
I'll see myself out now...
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
I went my personal care physician today she told me I was going to have to quit masturbating so much. When I ask her why, she boldly said to me...Because you're not listening to anything I'm telling you!
lol, oh my, IkeCat!
Yeah, I laughed out loud on that one too.
Stop encouraging them. Or maybe stop enabling them.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
The fact that many people can't distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
This is pretty awesome.
I didn't realize he was blindfolded at first.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/15xeKG53Lt/
Holy Heck!
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
Just as easy to believe a magician can saw a woman in half.
seeya
dan
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
I know this is legitimate because they wish me days filled with sunshine and success.
If you get within 35 miles of Chicago, you are guaranteed to receive one of those but they are not nearly so polite. I used to drive to Minneapolis and I would go thru Rockford to get to I94. I learned to skirt Rockford and take a couple of 2ndary roads going north to avoid the tool road traps. Somehow they managed to identify my license number and would send me a bill pretending i had driven on one of the green roads. If you do not plan ahead, and get within that 35 mile do not enter zone, you will be buzzing along on a non toll road and then find out it turns into a toll road. They do not have 1 toll booth with a live body on it and 5 others and all the 5 others only take cash. That forced me to just drive thru on my first trip north and I received that little bill in the mail.
seeya
dan
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
Well, yours might be real.
Mine, obviously, was the very common scam that goes around. I thought the last line was hysterical.
Yeah that doesn’t really sound like the folks at EZ Pass lol.I know this is legitimate because they wish me days filled with sunshine and success.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
I can’t figure out how they contain all of the blood.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
In the recent bad weather we had, two tornadoes crossed the exact same spot 41 minutes apart. Fortunately, it wasn't an inhabited area in Mississippi.
https://weather.com/storms/tornado/v...hin-41-minutes
Carpe diem = Seize the day.
Imodium = Don't sneeze today.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I was at a yard sale last weekend and saw an old radio for just $1.00. It had a note on it that said VOLUME STUCK ON FULL.
I thought to myself, well I can’t turn that down.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
Stay safe tonight brothers and sisters.
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
Incontinence hotline….
…please hold
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
I'll show you what a real hold looks like...here, hold my beer
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