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[Catfan73]

I was saddened to hear that the man who invented throat lozenges died last week.

Reports are there was no coffin at the funeral.

[BigBluePappy]

I actually chuckled out loud while reading this in the waiting room of the dentist. Thanks

[blueboss]

So I was in a shoe shop this morning trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant "It's too tight".

She said: "Try it with the tongue out"

I said "It'th nho ghood, itth thill thoo thight".


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[Catfan73]

All this music sampling has gotten out of hand. Now they’re using classical music. I say if it’s not baroque don’t fix it.

[CitizenBBN]

Despite the obvious attempt to win this thread through 'death by pun', I'm not giving up.

[Darrell KSR]

Despite the obvious attempt to win this thread through 'death by pun', I'm not giving up.

Thank goodness. We need some buffers.

[UKFlounder]

Thank goodness. We need some buffers.

Catfan73 may be gone right now, but he'll be Bach...

[Catfan73]

I’m actually writing a screenplay about puns. Well, it’s really more of a play on words.

[Darrell KSR]

You guys are wearing me out. I mean, reading all of these is truly pun-ishing.

[CitizenBBN]

You guys are wearing me out. I mean, reading all of these is truly pun-ishing.

OMG, were you bitten? Check yourself for bite marks!

[blueboss]

I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn't like me critter sizing.


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[Darrell KSR]

OMG, were you bitten? Check yourself for bite marks!

Just checked. Hmm.

[Darrell KSR]

That was from basketball tonight. By the way, in Alabama that was not called a foul when the Alabama bred player hit my Kentucky raised arm.

[CitizenBBN]

In the SEC it just means means more, or it's more mean. They aren't real sure there's a difference.

[blueboss]

Just checked. Hmm.

Are you sure you didn’t accidentally check in to the women’s game? Somebody had some nails.


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[Darrell KSR]

Yeah, I got scraped pretty good.

I keep my nails super short because I type all the time and cannot stand the feeling of nails hitting a keyboard. But before I play, I almost always cut my nails again just to make sure I don't do that to somebody else. Not everybody does that, though .

[blueboss]

Advertisement:

Joe’s Radiators

…a great place to take a leak.


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[Darrell KSR]

My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.

[blueboss]

My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.

🤣


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[blueboss]

My doctor told me my prostate was good.

I was deeply touched.


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[blueboss]

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.

But catscan.


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[UKFlounder]

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.

But catscan.


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No X-rayted jokes allowed here.

We can see right through what you’re doing…

[blueboss]

Q: What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?



A: Annette


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[Darrell KSR]

Man, I'm having a day. Guy tried selling me a coffin today.

Can you imagine? That's the last thing I need.

[Catfan73]

I do believe Darrell has come to the dark side! I hope you have a plethora of bad puns.

It means a lot.

[Darrell KSR]

I'm not very punny. I just happened to see that one on a meme video and thought it was "worthy" of this thread. I use the term "worthy" very loosely.

[CitizenBBN]

It's probably a little too good for this thread lately, lol.

[blueboss]

I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She never showed up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.


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[CitizenBBN]

I guess I could go to limericks, and lower the bar a bit more.

[blueboss]

I guess I could go to limericks, and lower the bar a bit more.

Whiskey, Whiskey…


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