I was saddened to hear that the man who invented throat lozenges died last week.
Reports are there was no coffin at the funeral.
I was saddened to hear that the man who invented throat lozenges died last week.
Reports are there was no coffin at the funeral.
I actually chuckled out loud while reading this in the waiting room of the dentist. Thanks
So I was in a shoe shop this morning trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant "It's too tight".
She said: "Try it with the tongue out"
I said "It'th nho ghood, itth thill thoo thight".
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
All this music sampling has gotten out of hand. Now they’re using classical music. I say if it’s not baroque don’t fix it.
Despite the obvious attempt to win this thread through 'death by pun', I'm not giving up.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
Thank goodness. We need some buffers.Originally Posted by CitizenBBN
Despite the obvious attempt to win this thread through 'death by pun', I'm not giving up.
Catfan73 may be gone right now, but he'll be Bach...
I’m actually writing a screenplay about puns. Well, it’s really more of a play on words.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
You guys are wearing me out. I mean, reading all of these is truly pun-ishing.
OMG, were you bitten? Check yourself for bite marks!
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn't like me critter sizing.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Just checked. Hmm.
That was from basketball tonight. By the way, in Alabama that was not called a foul when the Alabama bred player hit my Kentucky raised arm.
In the SEC it just means means more, or it's more mean. They aren't real sure there's a difference.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
Are you sure you didn’t accidentally check in to the women’s game? Somebody had some nails.Just checked. Hmm.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Yeah, I got scraped pretty good.
I keep my nails super short because I type all the time and cannot stand the feeling of nails hitting a keyboard. But before I play, I almost always cut my nails again just to make sure I don't do that to somebody else. Not everybody does that, though
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.
🤣
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
My doctor told me my prostate was good.
I was deeply touched.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
But catscan.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
No X-rayted jokes allowed here.
We can see right through what you’re doing…
Q: What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Man, I'm having a day. Guy tried selling me a coffin today.
Can you imagine? That's the last thing I need.
I do believe Darrell has come to the dark side! I hope you have a plethora of bad puns.
It means a lot.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
I'm not very punny. I just happened to see that one on a meme video and thought it was "worthy" of this thread. I use the term "worthy" very loosely.
It's probably a little too good for this thread lately, lol.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She never showed up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I guess I could go to limericks, and lower the bar a bit more.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
Whiskey, Whiskey…
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
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