I guess I’ll have to stop since I finally found one you guys like lol
I guess I’ll have to stop since I finally found one you guys like lol
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
I concede…
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Don't y'all give up yet.
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
Ok one more…
I was researching the Jackson family, I got back as far as the civil war, then I hit a Stonewall
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I’ve heard it said that everyone in hell will be bald. Hence the term hell toupee.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
You were slowly building up some chips on this thread, until this one. You're back in a hole again.Originally Posted by Catfan73
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
A three legged dog walks into a bar, the bartender says “can I help you”? The dog says “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
OK, if we're going there....
Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks "why the long face?"
Go with the classics I always say
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
You know, I’ve always wanted to learn sign language.
It looks pretty handy.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, now I have Heinzsite.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
So this guy was breaking into houses and stealing underwear. That’s it, just underwear.
Luckily someone’s camera caught him on video and he confessed to the brief crime spree.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
Don’t throw false teeth at your vehicle, you may denture car.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Is this the way that Citizen would conduct a hearing?
https://x.com/mamaheezy/status/18350...5c5TFz7m1PPrBA
lol, Pretty solid chant, esp. since he doesn't use it every day.
Good basic southern chant, with just the right twang but still very clear.
It's going the way of the dodo b/c so much is online. Not a lot of old school auctions out there these days. Tobacco is gone, classic cars and cattle auctions still operate, but the estate work is going to computer run online auctions.
I do still call our virtual event with audio over the internet. Mine's more mid-western and rust belt sounding, but I did speech work at Northwestern and that's why, not that anyone asked.
I really enjoyed that, thanks. Great way to talk over someone on a mic. lol.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
I made some trail mix with no raisins or m&m’s. My wife laughed and said “That’s just nuts.”
That’s hilarious…CitizenBBN for Congress
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I once lost a spelling bee on the word phonetic.
I started it with an f.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Brother Boss,
Even Grammy says that is bad.
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
How about…Brother Boss,
Even Grammy says that is bad.
There is an Autopsy Club meeting on Saturday.
It’s open Mike night…
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
You guys aren't running me off this thread, no mater how hard you try, and boy you are trying hard.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
She is forced to put up with my foolishness, and now she has you guys as well.
I believe I almost have her ready to give up.
My grandson, on the other hand LOVES the puns.
Keep up the good work, fellas.
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
My wife hadn’t driven a manual in years and couldn’t find reverse so I showed her the little letters on the stick shift.
She said Oh, now I have a backup plan.
I’ve got two 14 year old grandsons, which is where I get most of my material. (no pun)
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I saw my doppelgänger today. I couldn’t believe it; it was like someone had cloned me. He walked right up and stood next to me at the bus stop.
I was beside myself.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
Where do cow farts come from?
The Dairy air.
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
Good one.
You should milk it for all it’s worth…
And the horse replies, "man, if you could see my old hag."
A rare worn down pencil belonging to William Shakespeare has been found. Experts are uncertain if the pencil is 2B or not 2B.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I went to a bar last night and every time I ordered a drink the server asked to see my ID. Every time.
I found out later it was called the Cardigan.
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