I spotted a solid white Dalmatian today. It seemed like the least I could do.
I spotted a solid white Dalmatian today. It seemed like the least I could do.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
A paper airplane that doesn’t fly is called stationary.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
You guys are going to drive me to drink.
Thanks for that, but still, dang.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
Oh, those are so bad they're good.
Sorry, I’ve got two 14 year old grandsons, so there are a plethora of bad dad jokes available. Having said that, I’ll spare the board, and move on. On the other hand, CF sounds locked in.Originally Posted by CitizenBBN
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Just to enhance them, and in memory of James Earl Jones, imagine his voice when reading them.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
...and George Carlin...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
Unsuspecting son
Dad waiting with bated breath
Sets the perfect trap
…or Steven Wright.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
THAT's the one. Perfect with his delivery.
I used to know this guy named Waldo, wore a striped shirt every day.
I asked him about it one time and he would only say that he didn’t want to be spotted.
I saw him live once, and the crowd, including me were generally one or two observations behind… he’d pause from time to time so everyone could catch up.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Now we're talking my language....
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
I’d kill to win a Nobel Peace prize.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
The other night I.... no, wait, that wasn't me.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
I’ll never forget this one time I went out with a woman who owned her own taser. She was stunning.
Never blame others for the road you’re on, it’s your own asphalt.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
They did a study on how people left my favorite bar.
The results were staggering.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
Why did the Viking buy a secondhand boat?
He couldn’t a fjord a new one
"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I was in a bookstore yesterday and this disgruntled employee was jerking all the Stephen King novels off the shelf. As I wondered why IT hit me.
Finally rain in the forecast, I hope to wake up to rain in the morning.
I’ve only cut my grass three times since mid July.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I kept looking for the pun. Sigh. Been a long day.
Sorry, I’ve been taking steps to overcome my addiction to hiking…
I’m not out of the woods yet.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
I made the mistake of going to Cabela’s in the middle of a boat accessory sale. It was quite the oar deal.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
Yesterday was a long day, good news for this area, we are getting a nice soaking from Francine’s remnants. Having said that, it’s a nice start and we could use more sooner than later.
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"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
Have you guys ever tried CBD-infused toilet paper? I was kind of skeptical but after the South Carolina game my wife said I needed to calm my ass down.
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
You may email SToops to see if he knows anything about it. With his head up his ass so far this season he has some expertise....
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
Oh that is so good.
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