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[Catfan73]

I spotted a solid white Dalmatian today. It seemed like the least I could do.

[blueboss]

A paper airplane that doesn’t fly is called stationary.


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[CitizenBBN]

You guys are going to drive me to drink.

Thanks for that, but still, dang.

[Darrell KSR]

Oh, those are so bad they're good.

[blueboss]

You guys are going to drive me to drink.

Thanks for that, but still, dang.

Sorry, I’ve got two 14 year old grandsons, so there are a plethora of bad dad jokes available. Having said that, I’ll spare the board, and move on. On the other hand, CF sounds locked in.


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[blueboss]

Oh, those are so bad they're good.

Just to enhance them, and in memory of James Earl Jones, imagine his voice when reading them.


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[Darrell KSR]

Just to enhance them, and in memory of James Earl Jones, imagine his voice when reading them.


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...and George Carlin...

[Catfan73]

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike who?

Unsuspecting son
Dad waiting with bated breath
Sets the perfect trap

[blueboss]

...and George Carlin...

…or Steven Wright.


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[Darrell KSR]

…or Steven Wright.


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THAT's the one. Perfect with his delivery.

[Catfan73]

I used to know this guy named Waldo, wore a striped shirt every day.

I asked him about it one time and he would only say that he didn’t want to be spotted.

[blueboss]

THAT's the one. Perfect with his delivery.

I saw him live once, and the crowd, including me were generally one or two observations behind… he’d pause from time to time so everyone could catch up.


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[CitizenBBN]

…or Steven Wright.


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Now we're talking my language....


It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

[Catfan73]

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.

[blueboss]

Now we're talking my language....


It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

I’d kill to win a Nobel Peace prize.


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[CitizenBBN]

The other night I.... no, wait, that wasn't me.

[Catfan73]

I’ll never forget this one time I went out with a woman who owned her own taser. She was stunning.

[blueboss]

Never blame others for the road you’re on, it’s your own asphalt.


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[Catfan73]

They did a study on how people left my favorite bar.

The results were staggering.

[blueboss]

Why did the Viking buy a secondhand boat?

He couldn’t a fjord a new one

[Catfan73]

I was in a bookstore yesterday and this disgruntled employee was jerking all the Stephen King novels off the shelf. As I wondered why IT hit me.

[blueboss]

Finally rain in the forecast, I hope to wake up to rain in the morning.

I’ve only cut my grass three times since mid July.


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[Darrell KSR]

Finally rain in the forecast, I hope to wake up to rain in the morning.

I’ve only cut my grass three times since mid July.


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I kept looking for the pun. Sigh. Been a long day.

[blueboss]

I kept looking for the pun. Sigh. Been a long day.

Sorry, I’ve been taking steps to overcome my addiction to hiking…

I’m not out of the woods yet.


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[Catfan73]

I made the mistake of going to Cabela’s in the middle of a boat accessory sale. It was quite the oar deal.

[blueboss]

I kept looking for the pun. Sigh. Been a long day.

Yesterday was a long day, good news for this area, we are getting a nice soaking from Francine’s remnants. Having said that, it’s a nice start and we could use more sooner than later.


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[Catfan73]

Have you guys ever tried CBD-infused toilet paper? I was kind of skeptical but after the South Carolina game my wife said I needed to calm my ass down.

[BigBluePappy]

Have you guys ever tried CBD-infused toilet paper? I was kind of skeptical but after the South Carolina game my wife said I needed to calm my ass down.

[CitizenBBN]

Have you guys ever tried CBD-infused toilet paper? I was kind of skeptical but after the South Carolina game my wife said I needed to calm my ass down.

You may email SToops to see if he knows anything about it. With his head up his ass so far this season he has some expertise....

[Darrell KSR]

Have you guys ever tried CBD-infused toilet paper? I was kind of skeptical but after the South Carolina game my wife said I needed to calm my ass down.

Oh that is so good.