Stupid Joke of the Day

[badrose]

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.
As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts!" ... and all the patients stood up.
After the Anthem, he yelled "Down Nuts!" ... and they all sat down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts!" ... They all broke out in applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a bad call against the home team, the doctor yelled,"Boo Nuts!" ... and they all started booing and cat calling.
Thinking everything was going well, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Everything was going just fine till a vendor passed by and yelled "PEANUTS!"

[Catfan73]

[jazyd]

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.
As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts!" ... and all the patients stood up.
After the Anthem, he yelled "Down Nuts!" ... and they all sat down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts!" ... They all broke out in applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a bad call against the home team, the doctor yelled,"Boo Nuts!" ... and they all started booing and cat calling.
Thinking everything was going well, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Everything was going just fine till a vendor passed by and yelled "PEANUTS!"