I have the real Krank in a straight jacket in my basement.
"It" apparently likes to do nothing but rant about Kentucky Basketball, Kentucky Football, the Commonwealth of Kentucky, Kentuckians (aka "my [his] people"), Kentucky players (current, graduated, living, dead and, apparently not yet born... weird huh?), Kentucky announcers (is it spelled "Kaywood"?), (all while smiling in an almost strangely serene way), Indiana (the state, the public University of same name and it's basketball team, the former, current, and future coaches of said basketball team, and any sentence that includes the "word" known as "hoosiers", all with a completely
reliable platform for bets grand national club, creepy scowl that remains on his face even after falling asleep during said rant), and North Carolina (curse-filled ramblings that are sometimes punctuated with non-profane words/phrases such as "dirty", "cheating", "pig feces", "Ol' Roy the liar", "academic fraud", "illegally claimed banners", and a really weird one... "Dean Smith is Satan").
Can somebody please help me with this insane babbler? I had attempted to ghost-write for him, learning his prose "style" while waiting for his recovery and the only thing that seems to calm him down are replays of any, and I do mean ANY Kentucky win, especially any moment of their eight championship games, but he won't eat anything, simply asking for... "Cardinal flesh"???
Weird. Anyways, I am not Krank, but I play "it" on the internets.
Feel free to delete this post if you find the distinction unimportant, but please DO help with suggestions for how to, ummm, DEAL with this... creature. Thank you.
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