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    Barney’s lucky incantation to end a jinx.

    “Fly away buzzard fly away crow, way down south where the winds don’t blow, rub your nose give two winks and save us from this awful jinx” ~ Barney Fife


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    "I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire

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    "Everybody complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it"
    ..Floyd

    “Before I leave I’d like to see our politics begin to return to the purposes and practices that distinguish our history from the history of other nations,
    “I would like to see us recover our sense that we are more alike than different. We are citizens of a republic made of shared ideals forged in a new world to replace the tribal enmities that tormented the old one. Even in times of political turmoil such as these, we share that awesome heritage and the responsibility to embrace it.”
    -Patriot and Senator. John McCain

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    Boy, giraffes are selfish.

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    Pa, just what can you do with a grown woman?
    seeya
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    I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_bgblue View Post
    Pa, just what can you do with a grown woman?
    That one was great, Dan.

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    From season 1 episode 15, Those Gossipin’ Men

    Andy referring to Aunt Bee and Emma being gossips.

    “Two busy tongues and four sharp ears like you got”

    Later Aunt Bee retorts to Andy

    “according to you God created two sexes, men and blabber mouths”


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    "Yeah, I sure know my boundaries good, don't I?"

    “Before I leave I’d like to see our politics begin to return to the purposes and practices that distinguish our history from the history of other nations,
    “I would like to see us recover our sense that we are more alike than different. We are citizens of a republic made of shared ideals forged in a new world to replace the tribal enmities that tormented the old one. Even in times of political turmoil such as these, we share that awesome heritage and the responsibility to embrace it.”
    -Patriot and Senator. John McCain

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    The set up:
    Opie’s grades were slipping, big drama. Andy freaks out, grounds Ope, won’t let him play football…Aunt Bee, and Barney telling Andy to basically lighten up on the boy… somewhere in the conversation it comes up that Einstein dropped out of school, they discuss back and forth that times have changed since Einstein dropped out, and Barney says…

    “Just think how far Einstein would have gotten if he hadn’t dropped out of school”


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    You know, it ought to be on display somewhere. Like that Smith Brothers Institution in Washington DC.

    (Motorcycle episode)

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