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08-10-2019, 03:27 PM #31
Re: Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there
Few of you will know of a musical duo named Pete and Wayne, they played at Sloppy Joes for 22 or so years. Wayne passed suddenly not long ago, I miss their act. it was raunchy as hades but they did a song that keeps running in my head as I am on this thread, "The Rectum of Ella Fitzgerald" set to the tune of the "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".
Here's a link if curious. Im not going to direct link it, and don't say you weren't warned....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ8b8jfc-Vg
Yes, this is the stupid crap I do when I'm not working. I can't help it, I miss these guys. Super nice, talked to them when I was down there. They do lots of regular stuff too, but this set at Sloppy Joes was pure raunch.
What the hell, one more from them for those of you who hate UT. Their take on "rocky top":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qoYwMEhUFkLast edited by CitizenBBN; 08-10-2019 at 03:32 PM.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
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08-10-2019, 03:35 PM #32
Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there
If “the vagina” doesn’t “get off” and gets convicted I wonder how it will fare after being placed in the penal system?
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkLast edited by blueboss; 08-10-2019 at 03:46 PM.
"I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire
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08-10-2019, 03:46 PM #33
Re: Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
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08-11-2019, 06:19 PM #34
Re: Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there
This whole story smells fishy...
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08-11-2019, 06:39 PM #35
Re: Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there
Okay the Ella Fitzgerald song is exceptional.
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08-11-2019, 06:57 PM #36
Re: Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there
Facepalm.jpeg
God forgive me, I laughed out loud...One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.
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08-12-2019, 09:23 AM #37
Re: Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there
The perps name wasn't Cheryl, was it?
Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been.--David Bowie.
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08-12-2019, 10:48 AM #38
Re: Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there
23-year old woman. Shame, pretty girl needs to get her life straight. Or...wait...
FWIW, I THINK "just" the meth was found in her vagina. I think it's a case of poorly worded stories...
Authorities say a female correctional officer found, $6,233 along with “a clear plastic bag” of roughly 1 gram of methamphetamine in Rolland’s vagina.
The 23-year-old said it wasn’t hers and she didn’t know where it came from.
EDIT--I stand corrected. Indeed, the cash was also in her vagina as well.
According to West Monroe Police Department officials, Rolland had a large roll of cash, which was secured by a rubber band, concealed inside her vagina. At the center of the wad was the baggie of meth. The arresting officer told TSG that the currency included 62 $100 bills, with the remaining $33 made up of tens, fives, and singles.
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/body...-tender-214503
HOWEVER, it does explain the story a little...apparently, she confessed to stealing the cash. The meth was in a small bag, rolled up inside the rolled up currency. So she really may not have known about the meth.
While not addressed in the court affidavit, it seems likely that the money recovered from inside Rolland was in the same condition--rolled up and fastened with a rubber band--as when she allegedly took it off the victim’s dresser while he was showering. Which could explain Rolland’s disavowal of ownership of the meth that cops found in the core of the cash roll.Last edited by Darrell KSR; 08-12-2019 at 10:56 AM.
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08-12-2019, 10:57 AM #39
Re: Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there
Her boyfriend's name?
Eugene Dix.
Dix got shafted by a vagina.
You can't make this stuff up lol.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/c...my-meth-504329
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08-12-2019, 11:45 AM #40
Re: Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there
So Dix’s wad was found in Rolland’s vagina. I’m dead lol.
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08-13-2019, 05:29 PM #41
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08-13-2019, 07:19 PM #42
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