Cash and Meth in my vagina not mine, don't know how it got there

[CitizenBBN]

Few of you will know of a musical duo named Pete and Wayne, they played at Sloppy Joes for 22 or so years. Wayne passed suddenly not long ago, I miss their act. it was raunchy as hades but they did a song that keeps running in my head as I am on this thread, "The Rectum of Ella Fitzgerald" set to the tune of the "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".

Here's a link if curious. Im not going to direct link it, and don't say you weren't warned....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ8b8jfc-Vg

Yes, this is the stupid crap I do when I'm not working. I can't help it, I miss these guys. Super nice, talked to them when I was down there. They do lots of regular stuff too, but this set at Sloppy Joes was pure raunch.

What the hell, one more from them for those of you who hate UT. Their take on "rocky top":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qoYwMEhUFk

[blueboss]

If “the vagina” doesn’t “get off” and gets convicted I wonder how it will fare after being placed in the penal system?


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[CitizenBBN]

It was loose change. Emphasis on loose

I doubt it. Would have fallen out before she was arrested. Of course if she was good enough she could have picked it back up...

[UKFlounder]

This whole story smells fishy...

[bigsky]

Okay the Ella Fitzgerald song is exceptional.

[BigBluePappy]

This whole story smells fishy...

Facepalm.jpeg

God forgive me, I laughed out loud...

[Doc]

The perps name wasn't Cheryl, was it?

[Darrell KSR]

23-year old woman. Shame, pretty girl needs to get her life straight. Or...wait...



FWIW, I THINK "just" the meth was found in her vagina. I think it's a case of poorly worded stories...

Authorities say a female correctional officer found, $6,233 along with “a clear plastic bag” of roughly 1 gram of methamphetamine in Rolland’s vagina.

The 23-year-old said it wasn’t hers and she didn’t know where it came from.


EDIT--I stand corrected. Indeed, the cash was also in her vagina as well.

According to West Monroe Police Department officials, Rolland had a large roll of cash, which was secured by a rubber band, concealed inside her vagina. At the center of the wad was the baggie of meth. The arresting officer told TSG that the currency included 62 $100 bills, with the remaining $33 made up of tens, fives, and singles.

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/body...-tender-214503

HOWEVER, it does explain the story a little...apparently, she confessed to stealing the cash. The meth was in a small bag, rolled up inside the rolled up currency. So she really may not have known about the meth.

While not addressed in the court affidavit, it seems likely that the money recovered from inside Rolland was in the same condition--rolled up and fastened with a rubber band--as when she allegedly took it off the victim’s dresser while he was showering. Which could explain Rolland’s disavowal of ownership of the meth that cops found in the core of the cash roll.

[Darrell KSR]

Her boyfriend's name?

Eugene Dix.

Dix got shafted by a vagina.

You can't make this stuff up lol.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/c...my-meth-504329

[Catfan73]

So Dix’s wad was found in Rolland’s vagina. I’m dead lol.

[dan_bgblue]

So Dix’s wad was found in Rolland’s vagina. I’m dead lol.

Oh My .

[Darrell KSR]

So Dix’s wad was found in Rolland’s vagina. I’m dead lol.

Killer lol.