So, you have to be a Seinfeld fan to appreciate this. Just in case you missed the episode, there was an episode where Jerry, Elaine and her father, and George Costanza were going to eat at a Chinese restaurant. George put his name in for the wait, and apparently he missed it when they called his name. Except they didn't call his name. They called, Cartwright, Cartwright.

Fast forward to today in Birmingham, Alabama at a local Chinese restaurant we sometimes frequent. Nine times out of 10 we pick up take out there, but occasionally we go in to eat. Today, we picked up.

I go in the restaurant, and the lady that's been there a million years looks around, as there are two of us waiting, and yells out, Costanza. Costanza. She doesn't crack a smile, or anything. I look at the other guy, and when he doesn't make a move, I just walk up to the counter, and smile and say I'm Costanza.

I'm one up on you, George.