An Irishman heads down to his favorite pub and standing outside is a nun. Before you enter, think of your dear mother and father she says rather loudly.
He says Well, they’re both in heaven, I don’t think they’ll mind.
Then think of the damage the drink is doing to your body! she continues.
The Irishman thinks for a second and says “What are you talking about? Have you ever even had a drink?”
The nun says No.
Well then how can you stand there and talk about what it’s doing to my body if you’ve never had it? I’ll tell you what, I’ll go in and get you a drink, bring it out, give it to you and you drink it and if you don’t like it THEN you can talk about it but don’t judge things you’ve never experienced! So what’ll you have?
The nun says I don’t know. What do ladies generally drink?
He says gin.
She says alright. I’ll have a gin. But get it in a cup so nobody will notice.
The fellow goes into the bar and says Give us a pint of beer and a double gin in a cup.
The bartender says Is that bloody nun out there again?
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