Been in bed all weekend, Professor, and can't take your test today. Can I take it next week?
Hmm...
Professor looks up your Facebook page, sees you in Tuscaloosa at the Alabama v LSU game, with a bunch of other photos, and have a pretty good idea of why you may not be feeling well today.
Geez, when will students learn. At least make your Facebook pages private so nosy professors can't look them up and see what you're up to when you claim to be sick.
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