We heard a crash on the patio and then heard something mauling the garbage can. Thinking it was a big dog, I got the broom and jerked the door open and stepped out within 3 feet of a Black Bear that would have weighed approx. 350 lbs.
We heard a crash on the patio and then heard something mauling the garbage can. Thinking it was a big dog, I got the broom and jerked the door open and stepped out within 3 feet of a Black Bear that would have weighed approx. 350 lbs.
Would've enjoyed seeing the look on your face when you saw THAT lol.
Nice doggy!!
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DanISSELisdaman last night:
Lol, good one!
It would have bee a surprised look for sure! My wife told me I should take a gun out with me, that it was making a lot of noise for a dog, but I said, no, it's just a big dog!Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
My goodness!
Are you going to listen to your wife next time?
A broom? Man you shoo away cockroaches or spiders with a broom, not a german shepard or even an angry tom cat.
seeya
dan
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
Dan, I have a habit of not listening well! There's no end to the trouble it's brought me.Sweeping bears off the porch with a broom is probably not the approved method of removal, but that's the way I do things!
I'm with Dan, I'm struggling with "big dog = broom" part of your equation, much less the bear variable.
I might suggest "big dog = handgun" with the "I live near bears = multiple big dog result by 2 = handgun no smaller than 45 Casull caliber" addenda.Or just get a SKS with a folding stock.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
I admit it's manly. I just don't want you to have to change your KSR handle to "Lefty" or "Stumpy".Dan, I have a habit of not listening well! There's no end to the trouble it's brought me.
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.
Lol, I'm with you on that buddy! I'm about as useless with my left hand as I would be a stump!
Or Scrappy....
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OK, you guys have convinced me, I don't want to have to change my handle. I would never be able to catch Darrell KSR in number of posts if I have to start over. I'll take a shotgun with me the next time I get the urge to chase a (DOG) off the porch!
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