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Thread: South Dakota wants to remind you "Don't Jerk and Drive"

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    Bombino
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    South Dakota wants to remind you "Don't Jerk and Drive"

    Jerking the wheel, what did you think?

    http://www.drivesafesd.com/

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    Re: South Dakota wants to remind you "Don't Jerk and Drive"

    Oh, my...

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    Re: South Dakota wants to remind you "Don't Jerk and Drive"

    From their site:

    What are you doing to stop people from jerking?


    Not a thing. Not a damned thing. No way, no how.
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    Re: South Dakota wants to remind you "Don't Jerk and Drive"

    They didn't even mention reach overs

    “Before I leave I’d like to see our politics begin to return to the purposes and practices that distinguish our history from the history of other nations,
    “I would like to see us recover our sense that we are more alike than different. We are citizens of a republic made of shared ideals forged in a new world to replace the tribal enmities that tormented the old one. Even in times of political turmoil such as these, we share that awesome heritage and the responsibility to embrace it.”
    -Patriot and Senator. John McCain

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    Re: South Dakota wants to remind you "Don't Jerk and Drive"

    fwiw, this does remind me of a great bit by Buddy Hackett, one of the all time best. Not sure I can find it .

    Edit - yep, can't find it. I have a rough copy of it at home, it's from his HBO special in the 80s about touching yourself. Man it's funny. Reminds me of it b/c he talks about how the Japanese are beating us in production b/c our guys are at the plant doing you know what instead of working.

    That's why Japanese bow at each other, they're checking to see if you're touching your _____ instead of working. It really is funny, not as racial as I've made it sound poorly summarized here.

    But that whole site is one giant laugh. obviously intentional, but a government agency is paying for it? Wow.
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