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    Lawyer story

    This actually took place in Charlotte, North Carolina.

    A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
    them against, among other things, fire.

    Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars,
    the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small
    fires.'

    The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the
    man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued and WON!

    (Stay with me.)

    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the
    claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a
    policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were
    insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,
    without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was
    obligated to pay the claim.

    Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company
    accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the
    cigars that perished in the 'fires'.

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested
    on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from
    the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of
    intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months
    in jail and a $24,000 fine.

    This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award
    contest.
    "I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire

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    Re: Lawyer story

    I thought it sounded a little too tidy, but it was one of those fly around emails that was entertaining to read, so...
    "I have touched all the so-called capitals of basketball, but when it gets down to the short stroke, the only true capital of basketball is in Lexington." AL McGuire

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    Quote Originally Posted by blueboss View Post
    I thought it sounded a little too tidy, but it was one of those fly around emails that was entertaining to read, so...
    I have heard a lot of them over the years, and love 'em.

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