LEXINGTON, Ky. --Following the lead of its sister SEC school to the south, Vanderbilt, Kentucky has made a bold move. While the Vanderbilt Commodores eliminated the athletic department oversight, Kentucky has taken it one step further and eliminated the head football coaching position.
"We looked at the $1.75 million dollar salary we were paying Coach Phillips," Athletic Director Mitch Barnhart explained, "And adding payroll taxes and benefits, it was a cool $2 million plus we could save by not having a football head coach. We aren't going to bowl games, competing for SEC titles, or beating Louisville anymore anyway, so what's the harm? It just adds to the bottom line."
Fans throughout the Commonwealth were disappointed, but not surprised. "I knew Mitch was a bean-counter," one fan said with a bag over his head, speaking on condition of anonymity of being identified as a Kentucky football fan, "But I never thought it would reach this point, he said shaking his bag."
Attempts to get a comment from SEC Commissioner Mike Slive were unsuccessful, but SEC Associate Commissioner Charles Bloom responded, "Kentucky still plays football? Who knew?"
A coachless-Kentucky will face Florida in Gainesville later today.
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