Funny Quote of the Day

[Darrell KSR]

I may have tried this before (not at this locale, but a previous one), and not sure if it died on the vine or not. Let's try to keep this fresh, similar to badrose's Joke of the Day--limit it to just one. Will be great if we "tag team it," so that different people contribute.

I'll start, but tomorrow (or Sunday or Monday--weekends are sometimes tough), somebody else post one. And then we'll keep it going. Does not have to be anybody famous, although many of the funny ones are (I have several in mind already).

Friday, June 21, 2013


I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

(I'd modify that to computers today, but the meaning is the same).

Your turn tomorrow.

[badrose]

Does it have to be really dry humor? j/k

[CitizenBBN]

I like that one. Now I have to wait a whole day (or more) for mine. I can make it.

[dan_bgblue]

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

Ronald Reagan

[Darrell KSR]

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

Ronald Reagan

Love one from my hero. Nice.

[CitizenBBN]

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." -- Will Rogers

[badrose]

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

-Alleged last words of Oscar Wilde

[Lfbj00]

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.---Clint Eastwood

[badrose]

W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

[Darrell KSR]

W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

lol. I did the same thing in Montgomery, Alabama.

[blueboss]

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- Dan Quayle

[dan_bgblue]

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein

[CGWildcat]

Not everything you read on the internet is true. - Abraham Lincoln

[badrose]

"My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there." --Ron Richards

[CitizenBBN]

Not everything you read on the internet is true. - Abraham Lincoln

That's sheer brilliance.

[blueboss]

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

[Darrell KSR]

You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra

[badrose]

[badrose]

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

[dan_bgblue]

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.


Ronald Reagan

[dan_bgblue]

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

Dan Quayle

[Darrell KSR]

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

Dan Quayle

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[Darrell KSR]

“If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.”

― Jarod Kintz

[dan_bgblue]

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

[blueboss]

"It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish" - J.R.R. Tolkien

Doesn't really fall into the "funny" category...but stiil worth hearing

[dan_bgblue]

We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.

Robert Wilensky

[Darrell KSR]

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

-- Dave Barry

[badrose]

If she had a blowtorch, could Tuesday Weld?

Junior Samples

[dan_bgblue]

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Winston Chruchill

[Darrell KSR]

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Winston Chruchill

Funny, yet depressing, too.