Do I need a lawyer??????
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Do I need a lawyer??????
No.
She does. :)
Pah dum chee!
[QUOTE=cattails;300]Do I need a lawyer??????[/QUOT
What size did you use, one of those big wide ones, a little one, thin? And did you hit her, and where? Leave any marks? Did you reload and do it again? Darrell will be your wife's lawyer.
Am I sensing some domestical violence here, or what? :confused:
Sounds like a "War on Women" issue to me. ;)
Darrell her lawyer:eek:, I could be in serious trouble. Skip I used the double wide, triple thick and hollow point super stretch max target type. Only problem is I let the wrong end go first, as for the domestic violence, I look the part, ONLY THE VICTOM!!!:cool:. I don't think Darrell has a shot at a case here as my hand is all cut up and I am starting to see out of my left eye again. I think I am going back to rubber band shooting 101 and start all over. Badrose I wish you wouldn't curse at me, I know that in French means dumb ass.
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Originally Posted by cattails
Don't you hate a guy that can speak french fluidly. Don't let the eye open back up, keep it shut and claim self defense, she is a crazy women thinking about basketball since football is about to start she knows basketball is only week away. Say you can't sleep at night, she is delirious, keeping you awake all hours of the night yelling....Cal, CAl, Cal, Cal, Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, oh, oh, dunkeinstein, go, go , go, yes, yes, yes. And she ain't talking wild sex either. Keep you chin up, eye closed, hide the rubbers, er I mean rubber bands. We will claim you have been acting more goofy than normal here.
[QUOTE=cattails;2209]Darrell her lawyer:eek:, I could be in serious trouble. Skip I used the double wide, triple thick and hollow point super stretch max target type. Only problem is I let the wrong end go first, as for the domestic violence, I look the part, ONLY THE VICTOM!!!:cool:. I don't think Darrell has a shot at a case here as my hand is all cut up and I am starting to see out of my left eye again. I think I am going back to rubber band shooting 101 and start all over. Badrose I wish you wouldn't curse at me, I know that in French means dumb ass.
We need our own TV show, Skip you and I have some serious talent, you crack me up!!!!!! Go, go, go, yes, yes, yes kinda got me going until I read it wasn't porn, NOT THAT I WOULD EVER WATCH PORN!!!!!!!!!!! Trust me my wife does not know we have a football team, myself I pull for the Cats in football and TVO the games, that way I can stop watching if we are getting pounded.
[QUOTE=jazyd;2284]Don't you hate a guy that can speak french fluidly. Don't let the eye open back up, keep it shut and claim self defense, she is a crazy women thinking about basketball since football is about to start she knows basketball is only week away. Say you can't sleep at night, she is delirious, keeping you awake all hours of the night yelling....Cal, CAl, Cal, Cal, Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, oh, oh, dunkeinstein, go, go , go, yes, yes, yes. And she ain't talking wild sex either. Keep you chin up, eye closed, hide the rubbers, er I mean rubber bands. We will claim you have been acting more goofy than normal here.
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Originally Posted by cattails