Never trust a fart
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Never trust a fart
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When I go home to eat lunch (my office is 2.5 miles away), I love a good peanut butter and banana sandwich. I swear I could eat this every day of my life.
George Washington Carver must be your idol.
Or Elvis Presley.
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Elvis invented the Banana?
You should've seen him eat a PB&B.
"Love me tender, love me sweet," he used to say. Dole & Jif, baby.
So...a serious question.
Is Elvis Presley still alive? I thought I saw him, older looking, and wearing a sombrero-like hat, at a county carnival this summer. You had to picture him years younger, but he had lost weight, and was now an African-American. But I think it was him.
I walked up to him and asked if he had blue suede shoes, and he told me that for a price, he had anything I wanted. I said that I really liked Jailhouse Rock, and he took off--much faster than an 80-year old man should run (I think he's 80 now). Anyway, I was just wondering if you thought it was him. If it wasn't, it was a dead ringer for him. If he was a little older. And changed races. Normally, I'd say that it was unlikely, but I saw a movie--"Soul Man"--where that happened. So I'm pretty confident that if anyone could do it, it would be Elvis.
Did you know that there is only 1 Jif peanut butter factory in the world? I always keep 4 extra jars in the pantry just in case.
Extra points...where is that factory located?
Cavendish bananas may not survive the newest disease plaguing the crop world wide. Plant breeders feverishly working to develop new plants that will survive the disease. Bananas are the undeveloped worlds #1 food crop
When does football season start again?
Watch out for falling rocks
I observed a college scholars bowl tournament today. I learned three things:
1. Scholars Bowl to Jeopardy is like Einstein to a preschooler.
2. There are some freakishly smart kids there.
3. I am stupid. Or ignorant. Or both.
Wow.
Watch Judge Judy or a similar show and you'll feel like Einstein.
And if those really smart kids would go into politics and run things in Washington we'd be way better off. Sadly it's the Judge Judy crowd that runs for office.
Tired. Worked this afternoon, worked yesterday morning, and headed back to the office momentarily. Ugh.
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Who dey!
13 minutes? Really?
On my way to St Louis early in the morning for a few days of glorious company training. Wish the Cards had a home stand this week. Hotel is 2 1/2 blocks from the stadium
W
Y
K
Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
The "I'm gellin" people must be the biggest douchebags around....
My apologies to all, I made it home from St Louis intact and unscathed
Welcome home.
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And don't let it happen again
Oh, wait....
Missouri St Louis, not Illinois St Louis.