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Vegetarian Thanksgivings Are Fun!
Low calorie organic dinner
Let's talk some politics.
Winner
Grandpa, put that away.
Microwave instant mashed potatoes!
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Originally Posted by dan_bgblue
I never liked you!
Uncle Frank is coming...
Where is the tofurkey?
My wife is cooking.
Wifey has the “trots”
I think I'm pregnant.
(I'm is a contraction--is that one word, or two?)
The Jurich's are here
Squanto calls it "squash".
Gotta unbutton my pants.
Rick wants 15 seconds.
Dallas and Detroit again?!?
The turkey was pregnant!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmsB8iAXBdI
"Thought turkeys could fly."
Here are a few:
We Need To Talk (not limited to ruining Turkey Day, nothing good ever follows that phrase).
Mom, Dad Touched Me
Do Turkeys Get Worms
Fry The Frozen Turkey
I Hate You *Insert Relative Name/Noun Here*
Pitino's Thanksgiving At Porcinis
Is your mother coming?
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....or, I have the flu.
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Wife - meet my girlfriend
Your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is coming...
Here--pull my finger
Make America Great Again...
The pies are burnt
Dad, how's your mistress?
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Hope you like Manilow!
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3f...ilow-Getty.jpg
Ever tried a gibletini?
The Cartwrights are here
Dad, fix my phone...
How about having a gallbladder attack? Thats what I experienced and it was horrible regardless of what day it was on. I just recovered this morning although yesterday was somewhat better.
Ouch!
I had to sleep (or tried to rather) on a heating pad all night Thursday
Sorry, Kingcat. That hurts me to think of it for you.
For the thread,
"Stoops is still coach."
Your colonoscopy is tomorrow.
Dog’s drinking tree water.
Whoa! What is that?
Turkey gives me gas.....