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Vegetarian Thanksgivings Are Fun!
Low calorie organic dinner
Let's talk some politics.
Winner
Grandpa, put that away.
Microwave instant mashed potatoes!
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Originally Posted by CitizenBBN
We could've closed the thread with that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by dan_bgblue
I never liked you!
Uncle Frank is coming...
Where is the tofurkey?
My wife is cooking.
Wifey has the “trots”
I think I'm pregnant.
(I'm is a contraction--is that one word, or two?)
The Jurich's are here
Squanto calls it "squash".
Gotta unbutton my pants.
Rick wants 15 seconds.
Dallas and Detroit again?!?
The turkey was pregnant!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmsB8iAXBdI
"Thought turkeys could fly."
Here are a few:
We Need To Talk (not limited to ruining Turkey Day, nothing good ever follows that phrase).
Mom, Dad Touched Me
Do Turkeys Get Worms
Fry The Frozen Turkey
I Hate You *Insert Relative Name/Noun Here*
Pitino's Thanksgiving At Porcinis
Is your mother coming?
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....or, I have the flu.
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Wife - meet my girlfriend
Your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is coming...
Here--pull my finger
Make America Great Again...
The pies are burnt
Dad, how's your mistress?
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