We could do haikus
Limericks are too dirty
And hard to recall
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We could do haikus
Limericks are too dirty
And hard to recall
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
Back to winter today after a week of early summer.
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Ever wondered if we colonized Mars what it might look like? I’m thinking something like
M:A:R:S
Oh my. Just when you think you've seen the bottom...then again, I kinda think they're all sort of this level, which fits us as a group perfectly.
I tried repeating these to my cows but she didn’t understand them.
They sort of went in one ear and out the udder…
And, yes, I’ll milk this one for all it’s worth…
I’m in… put me down for:
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
This is called the
Wurst Käse scenario.
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I actually laughed out loud.
Well played!Quote:
Originally Posted by blueboss
In honor of St Patrick's Day.
What do you call a bullet proof Irishman?
Rick O'Shea.
I'll see myself out now...
:trink39:
I went my personal care physician today she told me I was going to have to quit masturbating so much. When I ask her why, she boldly said to me...Because you're not listening to anything I'm telling you!
lol, oh my, IkeCat!
Yeah, I laughed out loud on that one too.
Stop encouraging them. Or maybe stop enabling them. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
The fact that many people can't distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
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This is pretty awesome.
I didn't realize he was blindfolded at first.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/15xeKG53Lt/
Holy Heck!
Just as easy to believe a magician can saw a woman in half.
I know this is legitimate because they wish me days filled with sunshine and success. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...a75dc6995e.jpg
If you get within 35 miles of Chicago, you are guaranteed to receive one of those but they are not nearly so polite. I used to drive to Minneapolis and I would go thru Rockford to get to I94. I learned to skirt Rockford and take a couple of 2ndary roads going north to avoid the tool road traps. Somehow they managed to identify my license number and would send me a bill pretending i had driven on one of the green roads. If you do not plan ahead, and get within that 35 mile do not enter zone, you will be buzzing along on a non toll road and then find out it turns into a toll road. They do not have 1 toll booth with a live body on it and 5 others and all the 5 others only take cash. That forced me to just drive thru on my first trip north and I received that little bill in the mail.
Well, yours might be real.
Mine, obviously, was the very common scam that goes around. I thought the last line was hysterical.
Yeah that doesn’t really sound like the folks at EZ Pass lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
I can’t figure out how they contain all of the blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by dan_bgblue
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In the recent bad weather we had, two tornadoes crossed the exact same spot 41 minutes apart. Fortunately, it wasn't an inhabited area in Mississippi.
https://weather.com/storms/tornado/v...hin-41-minuteshttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...9c77fd251e.jpg
Carpe diem = Seize the day.
Imodium = Don't sneeze today.
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I was at a yard sale last weekend and saw an old radio for just $1.00. It had a note on it that said VOLUME STUCK ON FULL.
I thought to myself, well I can’t turn that down.
Stay safe tonight brothers and sisters.
Incontinence hotline….
…please hold
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:sHa_clap2:Quote:
Originally Posted by blueboss
I'll show you what a real hold looks like...here, hold my beerQuote:
Originally Posted by blueboss