I was saddened to hear that the man who invented throat lozenges died last week.
Reports are there was no coffin at the funeral.
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I was saddened to hear that the man who invented throat lozenges died last week.
Reports are there was no coffin at the funeral.
I actually chuckled out loud while reading this in the waiting room of the dentist. Thanks
So I was in a shoe shop this morning trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant "It's too tight".
She said: "Try it with the tongue out"
I said "It'th nho ghood, itth thill thoo thight".
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All this music sampling has gotten out of hand. Now they’re using classical music. I say if it’s not baroque don’t fix it.
Despite the obvious attempt to win this thread through 'death by pun', I'm not giving up. :)
Thank goodness. We need some buffers.Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenBBN
Catfan73 may be gone right now, but he'll be Bach...Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
I’m actually writing a screenplay about puns. Well, it’s really more of a play on words.
You guys are wearing me out. I mean, reading all of these is truly pun-ishing.
OMG, were you bitten? Check yourself for bite marks!Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn't like me critter sizing.
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Just checked. Hmm. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...0a40361506.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by CitizenBBN
That was from basketball tonight. By the way, in Alabama that was not called a foul when the Alabama bred player hit my Kentucky raised arm.
In the SEC it just means means more, or it's more mean. They aren't real sure there's a difference.
Are you sure you didn’t accidentally check in to the women’s game? Somebody had some nails.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
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Yeah, I got scraped pretty good.
I keep my nails super short because I type all the time and cannot stand the feeling of nails hitting a keyboard. But before I play, I almost always cut my nails again just to make sure I don't do that to somebody else. Not everybody does that, though :).
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My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.
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Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
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My doctor told me my prostate was good.
I was deeply touched.
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
But catscan.
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No X-rayted jokes allowed here.Quote:
Originally Posted by blueboss
We can see right through what you’re doing…
Q: What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette
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Man, I'm having a day. Guy tried selling me a coffin today.
Can you imagine? That's the last thing I need.
I do believe Darrell has come to the dark side! I hope you have a plethora of bad puns.
It means a lot.
I'm not very punny. I just happened to see that one on a meme video and thought it was "worthy" of this thread. I use the term "worthy" very loosely.
It's probably a little too good for this thread lately, lol.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She never showed up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
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I guess I could go to limericks, and lower the bar a bit more.
Whiskey, Whiskey…Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenBBN
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