I guess I’ll have to stop since I finally found one you guys like lol
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I guess I’ll have to stop since I finally found one you guys like lol
I concede…
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Don't y'all give up yet.
Ok one more…
I was researching the Jackson family, I got back as far as the civil war, then I hit a Stonewall
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I’ve heard it said that everyone in hell will be bald. Hence the term hell toupee.
You were slowly building up some chips on this thread, until this one. You're back in a hole again. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Catfan73
A three legged dog walks into a bar, the bartender says “can I help you”? The dog says “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”
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Originally Posted by blueboss
OK, if we're going there....
Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks "why the long face?"
Go with the classics I always say
You know, I’ve always wanted to learn sign language.
It looks pretty handy.
Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, now I have Heinzsite.
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So this guy was breaking into houses and stealing underwear. That’s it, just underwear.
Luckily someone’s camera caught him on video and he confessed to the brief crime spree.
Don’t throw false teeth at your vehicle, you may denture car.
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Is this the way that Citizen would conduct a hearing?
https://x.com/mamaheezy/status/18350...5c5TFz7m1PPrBA
lol, Pretty solid chant, esp. since he doesn't use it every day.
Good basic southern chant, with just the right twang but still very clear.
It's going the way of the dodo b/c so much is online. Not a lot of old school auctions out there these days. Tobacco is gone, classic cars and cattle auctions still operate, but the estate work is going to computer run online auctions.
I do still call our virtual event with audio over the internet. Mine's more mid-western and rust belt sounding, but I did speech work at Northwestern and that's why, not that anyone asked. :)
I really enjoyed that, thanks. Great way to talk over someone on a mic. lol.
I made some trail mix with no raisins or m&m’s. My wife laughed and said “That’s just nuts.”
That’s hilarious…CitizenBBN for CongressQuote:
Originally Posted by IkeCat
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I once lost a spelling bee on the word phonetic.
I started it with an f.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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Brother Boss,
Even Grammy says that is bad.:sign0157:
How about…Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBluePappy
There is an Autopsy Club meeting on Saturday.
It’s open Mike night…
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You guys aren't running me off this thread, no mater how hard you try, and boy you are trying hard.
She is forced to put up with my foolishness, and now she has you guys as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by blueboss
I believe I almost have her ready to give up.
My grandson, on the other hand LOVES the puns.
Keep up the good work, fellas.
My wife hadn’t driven a manual in years and couldn’t find reverse so I showed her the little letters on the stick shift.
She said Oh, now I have a backup plan.
I’ve got two 14 year old grandsons, which is where I get most of my material. (no pun)Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBluePappy
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I saw my doppelgänger today. I couldn’t believe it; it was like someone had cloned me. He walked right up and stood next to me at the bus stop.
I was beside myself.
Where do cow farts come from?
The Dairy air.
Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBluePappy
You should milk it for all it’s worth…
And the horse replies, "man, if you could see my old hag."Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenBBN
A rare worn down pencil belonging to William Shakespeare has been found. Experts are uncertain if the pencil is 2B or not 2B.
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I went to a bar last night and every time I ordered a drink the server asked to see my ID. Every time.
I found out later it was called the Cardigan.