I just saw a video on how they fasten parts of your jeans together with those little metal things. It was riveting.
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I just saw a video on how they fasten parts of your jeans together with those little metal things. It was riveting.
So not to ruffle CBBN’s feathers with more outlandish puns I’ve decided to shift to news tidbits.
It was reported yesterday that a Chinese freighter carrying yo-yo’s sank six times in the Atlantic yesterday.
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You're not foolin' me.... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by blueboss
BTW, I laughed for five minutes at that one.
In other news:
Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.
Police are combing the area. One of the workers was quoted as saying “I had a near brush with death”
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Here goes nothing...
What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys, Aluminum Man just foils their plans...
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Saw the new Superman movie weekend before last. Wouldn’t really recommend it but my son (22) liked it. Superdog stole the show. He’s talked me into seeing the new Fantastic Four movie this weekend. I do not have high hopes lol.
Excellent!!! It’s alive!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBluePappy
Another monster has been created….
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Chuck, I tried.
I told blueboss, Catfan73 and Bigbluepappy, as the primary offenders, that their puns were really bad.
They tried to defend it, but I told them it was no laughing matter.
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Et tu Brute?Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
My doctor told me I have bad posture. I’m not really sure why but I have a hunch.
At my job this morning we had an issue which required an electrician. With that, it had me wondering….
Do electricians listen to AC/DC? Or do they prefer something more current?
…Either way, I’m sure I won’t be shocked by the answer.
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I just finished a book about mazes. It was so good I kind of got lost in it.
Did you know that 90% of bald men still own a pocket comb...
They just can't part with it.
I was watching Australia’s Top Chef and one of them made a meringue. The crowd went wild. I thought to myself, that’s odd. Don’t they usually boo meringue?
OMG. I had to actually say that out loud to get it. Sometimes I'm not very swift. I guess I'm not very Taylored for that kind of thing.
Saw the new Fantastic Four movie yesterday and imo it was 10X better than Superman. My son said he still liked Superman better but what does he know. My favorites growing up were the F4, Thor, And Ironman. This one made me feel like I was 10 again.
I was a big F4 fan. Very disappointed in the movies toQuote:
Originally Posted by Catfan73
this point. You have my hopes elevated a bit however.
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I told the barista to give me the lightest roast she had. She goes, “You look like you haven’t slept in two days.”
Subtle, but I like it...
Critical Drinker, my favorite youtube critic and commentator on such things, actually was surprised but he liked it. He didn't love it, but he thought it was better than anything Marvel has done in a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingcat
Q:Why couldn't the jalapeño practice archery?
A: Because it didn't habanero
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That plus they get all jalapeno business.Quote:
Originally Posted by blueboss
The recent increase in the use of botox has raised a lot of eyebrows.
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Little known fact…while some animals are protostomes, meaning the mouth is the first opening developed by the embryo, humans are deuterostomes, where the anus is the first to develop. This means we all started out as little assholes. Some people just never grow out of it.
2 Blondes walk into a building, you'd think one of them would of seen it.
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Two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
My best friend at work is fluent in Spanish so when I talk to them I try to use mucho whenever I can. It means a lot to them.
What goes Mark, Mark,Mark?
A hair lipped dog
Thanks…that’s followed me around my whole life.Quote:
Originally Posted by IkeCat
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Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that's draped in bacon. "A bacon tree !
We're saved!" He says.
He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
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A group of four-year-olds were trying hard to get used to school. The biggest challenge? The teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
“You need to use Big People words,” she reminded them.
“John, what did you do over the weekend?”
“I went to visit my Nana.”
“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People words!”
Then she asked Mitchell.
“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”
“No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use Big People words!”
Then she asked little Johnny.
“I read a book,” he said.
“That’s WONDERFUL! What book did you read?”
Johnny thought very hard, puffed out his chest, and proudly said:
“Winnie the Sh*t.”
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Sometimes I get this weird feeling that I was a goat in a former life.
It’s been happening ever since I was a kid.
Ran into a lamp post this morning…
I sustained only light injuries.
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I swear my dog is crazy. He loves to chase people on horseback.
I’m thinking of making him a little saddle.
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the whole zoo was a dog…
It was a shitzu…
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I can’t take my dog to the park anymore, the ducks keep biting him.
I should have known, he’s pure bred.
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There’s an opening for a clown with the circus but I’m not sure if I should take it or not. The guy that retired left some big shoes to fill.