Better a 9 fingered dentist than a 9 fingered Proc... oh, never mind; in poor tasteQuote:
Originally Posted by dan_bgblue
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Better a 9 fingered dentist than a 9 fingered Proc... oh, never mind; in poor tasteQuote:
Originally Posted by dan_bgblue
That looks more like the first post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Padukacat
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Insomnia is good sometimes, like when you were working when the Kentucky basketball game was being played, but it is being replayed at 4am CT. Except it's bad on run-on sentences.
Haha, having a father who was, and still is, a dentist (combined with being born with VERY crooked teeth) I have had MANY of those done. The biggest thing is breathing only through your nose and relaxing the back of your throat. Usually, I gagged more when they removed it than when it was in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by CitizenBBN
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Anything happier than your 16-year old daughter on the day she gets her braces off?
Makes the portion of your orthodontist's beach condo you paid for seem worth it.
Her 16 year old boyfriend?Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
(Oh Lord, forgive me for that thar, and bless the pygmies in New Guinea)
Wow, that escalated rather quickly.:confused0053:
I don't feel so bad about the Proc..., yeah I do......
I shouldn't do that to Darrell. he's a good guy, a dear friend and he can kick my ass. But I am the evil twin, it's kinda in the job description.
Justice is relative therefore there is no true justice
Lol. I can't complain when I laugh when I read it.
Just joshing both Darrell and Citizen.
This board has been a welcome break from the bathroom reno I am in the middle of.
If Grammy could only keep the contractor on track and focused...is that a rabbit over there?
I have the best contractor ever, and I'm my own general contractor, and it still drives me nuts.
D - I was counting on your good nature and sense of humor. Also that you're too busy to drive all the way here to kick my ass.
I am the contractor on this as well as many past and future projects we have or will have done.
Funny, but they seem to take longer as I get older and have I mentioned the fact that hate drywall work.
should have just left it outside.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBluePappy
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Does your dentist insist upon talking to you--and asking you questions--while four hands and various dental instruments are in your mouth?
Same.
My Lazy Boy seems to work pretty well.
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Daughter just left. Yech. To be up this early on a Saturday?
Been up and going a while myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
There must be something very wrong with us...
Home. Man, what a long day.
22 hours, yep that is a long one...
Man, I was wiped out.
Slept til almost 10 this morning. Can't remember last time doing that. Everybody else in the house is still sleeping.
I was rousted at 8:00 by my five year old grandson. He wanted me up and back to helping him in the nonstop building of Lego City.
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That right there is funny!
Baked vietnamese baguettes today. They came out pretty damn good:
http://i.imgur.com/37Ig7JP.jpg
My car needs wiper fluid.
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Why is 2 buck Chuck, the Charles Shaw wine at Trader Joe's, $2.99?
Shouldn't it be $3 buck Chuck, or is this Common Core math estimating at work?
I've noticed when using a Kleenex when I go to pull one out I get two. I'm not sure if we started the first one wrong when we opened the box or if it's how Kleenex is packaging them so you use twice as many??
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I ran across something like that the other day, and I can't remember now what it was. But I remember thinking, "I bet they do that on purpose."Quote:
Originally Posted by blueboss
PSA.....Nashville Hot Chicken from KFC is pretty pedestrian
My surgery was 1 year ago today and I'm still around, so that's good, I suppose
you suppose?Quote:
Originally Posted by UKFlounder
Sometimes I wonder....
Nah - dumb wording. I don't know why I said that
Yesterday I cut my face shaving, twice.
I moved a refrigerator to my garage with my son. Somehow I messed up the cooling on it. So a refrigerator full of food gets tossed. Oh, and a bottle of 1999 Dom Perignon I had - literally the only thing other than $2 buck Chuck wine I owned - I dropped on the concrete floor, to expected results.
And then when I was taking out the garbage, a complete, full, overstuffed yard sized trash bag split and the entire contents spilled on my driveway. And on me.
Hopefully today will be better.
2 buck Chuck WAS 1.99 till about a year and half ago. Up your wine game, rookie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
...and continuing.
So today I go to pick up a rental car. No big deal, but a black cat runs across the highway (50mph highway) just ahead of me. Good luck for him, he doesn't get hit, but he/she did cross my path. Uh oh, bad omen. So I get the rental car, and the appliance delivery people call, they are on their way to the house. I go home to meet them.
They take apart the refrigerator, and start to bring it up a small flight of stairs. They tell me they can't. Say that a bannister has to be removed first. I tell them that my son and I took the exact same size refrigerator down the exact same stairs last night. I offer to show them, and tell them how we did it. They don't want to do it my way. So they put the refrigerator back together (doors, etc. taken off), and put it back on the truck, and now we are without a refrigerator until I can get them back out. In the meantime, I've got one of those small dorm type refrigerators I had years ago for my office, and I've stuck that in the kitchen. So I'm guessing unless we want cereal, we will be eating out a lot until I can get somebody to my house to remove the bannister and then have the new fridge delivered.
Sigh.
So there's a wine named after me and I don't get a royalty check?
Seriously, I was known as $2 Buck Chuck in high school. hey, I needed the money. Don't judge.
Just have them deliver it again and you and your son traverse the steps with the new fridge like the old fridge...Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR
Easy peezy...
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The big block of ice in the top probably just fell outQuote:
Originally Posted by Darrell KSR