badrose
04-01-2013, 06:54 AM
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender replies, "So sorry to hear that, my friend," as he gives the customer a complimentary drink, "and how many days are left before that month is up?"
The man sadly mumbles, "Today's the last day."
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender replies, "So sorry to hear that, my friend," as he gives the customer a complimentary drink, "and how many days are left before that month is up?"
The man sadly mumbles, "Today's the last day."