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badrose
03-30-2013, 07:05 AM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh, killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked: "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

jazyd
03-30-2013, 07:39 AM
Hehe. So true