Stupid Joke of the Day

[badrose]

A man meets a young child and asks him,

Man: Do you know how to count?
Kid: Yes.
Man: Can you count up to ten?
Kid: Yeah, and even more. My father teaches me at home.
Man: Okay then, what comes before five?
Kid: Four.
Man: What comes after eight?
Kid: Nine.
Man: What comes after ten?
Kid: A Jack.

[CitizenBBN]

I like that one. :)

[badrose]

My SJOTD provider went on vacation.

[Darrell KSR]

My SJOTD provider went on vacation.


I dunno, this one isn't as funny as the others. Hope tomorrow's is better.