jazyd
03-09-2013, 03:13 PM
Badrose joke about the Ala fisherman reminded me of a Aggie joke I hear a long time ago when in the rep business.
A lady married to a Aggie wants a divorce so they go before the judge.
Judge asks the lady why she wants a divorce. She says because her husband, the Aggie, always picks his nose. They go to games, his finger is up his nose, they go out to eat, finger up the nose. Go to the theater, finger up the nose. Over to eat at friends, finger up the nose. And she is tired of it.
Judge says he can understand that but that isn't much of a reason for a divorce, do you have any other reason.
Yea judge she says, he never lets me on top for sex. He always wants to be on the top.
Well says the judge, what do you have to say for yourself Aggie.
Well judge, when I graduated from Texas A&M they gave us a speech I never forgot. They told us
"what ever you do in life boys, keep your nose clean and don't screw up". cleaned up for the boards sake. :)
A lady married to a Aggie wants a divorce so they go before the judge.
Judge asks the lady why she wants a divorce. She says because her husband, the Aggie, always picks his nose. They go to games, his finger is up his nose, they go out to eat, finger up the nose. Go to the theater, finger up the nose. Over to eat at friends, finger up the nose. And she is tired of it.
Judge says he can understand that but that isn't much of a reason for a divorce, do you have any other reason.
Yea judge she says, he never lets me on top for sex. He always wants to be on the top.
Well says the judge, what do you have to say for yourself Aggie.
Well judge, when I graduated from Texas A&M they gave us a speech I never forgot. They told us
"what ever you do in life boys, keep your nose clean and don't screw up". cleaned up for the boards sake. :)