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badrose
02-28-2013, 09:26 AM
This guy was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. He was quite fascinated by it and asked a clerk what it was.

The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

So, he bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

His boss saw it on his desk and asked, "What's that?"

"Why, it's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," he replied.

"Wow, that's amazing," said the boss. "What do you have in it?"

Two Popsicles and some coffee."


I'll stop these if you want.

BigBluePappy
02-28-2013, 05:09 PM
Don't you dare. I love these.

CitizenBBN
02-28-2013, 06:46 PM
Don't you dare. I love these.

I weep for this country. :tongue08:

Catfan73
02-28-2013, 09:52 PM
A three legged dog walks into a bar.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey! No animals allowed inside."

The dog just squints at him and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."