Stupid Joke of the Day

[badrose]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."



Submitted by a friend of mine on FB. He does this every day.

[Darrell KSR]

What was the joke part?






(ducking)

[CitizenBBN]

What was the joke part?






(ducking)

I think it's that she wouldn't have had an iron. ;)

Either that or the idea that someone, male or female, would still know how to iron anything.

[Catfan73]

What's an iron? Did he think she had a golf club?

[jazyd]

You are looking at one who not only knows how but does his own better than his wife, kind of a perfectionist in that regard. Mom taught me well :)



I think it's that she wouldn't have had an iron. ;)

Either that or the idea that someone, male or female, would still know how to iron anything.

[ukblue]

All of the old timers know their way around a iron. Mom taught me and wasn't interested in hearing any crap or begging from me.

[jazyd]

Thank GOD for our moms


All of the old timers know their way around a iron. Mom taught me and wasn't interested in hearing any crap or begging from me.

[dan_bgblue]

All of the old timers know their way around a iron. Mom taught me and wasn't interested in hearing any crap or begging from me.

I really like the newer ones that you plug into the wall