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[blueboss]

Barney’s lucky incantation to end a jinx.

“Fly away buzzard fly away crow, way down south where the winds don’t blow, rub your nose give two winks and save us from this awful jinx” ~ Barney Fife


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[kingcat]

"Everybody complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it"
..Floyd

[Darrell KSR]

Boy, giraffes are selfish.

[dan_bgblue]

Pa, just what can you do with a grown woman?

[Darrell KSR]

Pa, just what can you do with a grown woman?That one was great, Dan.

[blueboss]

From season 1 episode 15, Those Gossipin’ Men

Andy referring to Aunt Bee and Emma being gossips.

“Two busy tongues and four sharp ears like you got”

Later Aunt Bee retorts to Andy

“according to you God created two sexes, men and blabber mouths”


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[kingcat]

"Yeah, I sure know my boundaries good, don't I?"

[blueboss]

The set up:
Opie’s grades were slipping, big drama. Andy freaks out, grounds Ope, won’t let him play football…Aunt Bee, and Barney telling Andy to basically lighten up on the boy… somewhere in the conversation it comes up that Einstein dropped out of school, they discuss back and forth that times have changed since Einstein dropped out, and Barney says…

“Just think how far Einstein would have gotten if he hadn’t dropped out of school”


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[Darrell KSR]

You know, it ought to be on display somewhere. Like that Smith Brothers Institution in Washington DC.

(Motorcycle episode)