CattyWampus
01-10-2013, 07:22 PM
A fellow just received his tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzled him!!! They are questioning how many dependents he claimed.
He guesses it was because of his response to the question: "List all dependents". He replied: 20 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. HE ASKED HIMSELF, "WHO THE HELL DID I MISS"?
He guesses it was because of his response to the question: "List all dependents". He replied: 20 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. HE ASKED HIMSELF, "WHO THE HELL DID I MISS"?