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TO WHOM DOES THE
LAND OF ISRAEL BELONG??

An Israeli Sense of
Humor at United Nations set the record straight.

An ingenious example
of speech and politics occurred recently in the
United Nations Assembly and
made the world community smile.

A representative from Israel began:
'Before beginning my talk I want
to tell you something about Moses: When he
struck the rock and it
brought forth water, he thought, "What a good
opportunity to have a bath!"

Moses removed his clothes, put them
aside on the rock and entered the
water. When he got out and wanted
to dress, his clothes had vanished.
A Palestinian had stolen them!

The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously
and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't
there then."

The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now
that we have made
that clear, I will begin my speech."