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Darrell KSR
11-21-2017, 08:09 PM
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Darrell KSR
11-21-2017, 08:10 PM
Vegetarian Thanksgivings Are Fun!
dan_bgblue
11-21-2017, 08:12 PM
Low calorie organic dinner
CitizenBBN
11-21-2017, 08:15 PM
Let's talk some politics.
dan_bgblue
11-21-2017, 08:24 PM
Winner
Catfan73
11-21-2017, 08:24 PM
Grandpa, put that away.
Darrell KSR
11-21-2017, 08:26 PM
Microwave instant mashed potatoes!
Darrell KSR
11-21-2017, 08:26 PM
Let's talk some politics.
Winner
We could've closed the thread with that one.
suncat05
11-21-2017, 09:24 PM
I never liked you!
BigBluePappy
11-21-2017, 09:26 PM
Uncle Frank is coming...
CGWildcat
11-21-2017, 10:07 PM
Where is the tofurkey?
Darrell KSR
11-21-2017, 10:31 PM
My wife is cooking.
kingcat
11-22-2017, 01:24 AM
Wifey has the “trots”
Darrell KSR
11-22-2017, 07:13 AM
I think I'm pregnant.
(I'm is a contraction--is that one word, or two?)
Catfan73
11-22-2017, 09:23 AM
Squanto calls it "squash".
CitizenBBN
11-22-2017, 09:34 AM
Gotta unbutton my pants.
Darrell KSR
11-22-2017, 10:57 AM
Rick wants 15 seconds.
Catfan73
11-22-2017, 11:16 AM
Dallas and Detroit again?!?
CGWildcat
11-22-2017, 12:09 PM
The turkey was pregnant!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmsB8iAXBdI
Darrell KSR
11-22-2017, 12:12 PM
"Thought turkeys could fly."
PedroDaGr8
11-22-2017, 02:56 PM
Here are a few:
We Need To Talk (not limited to ruining Turkey Day, nothing good ever follows that phrase).
Mom, Dad Touched Me
Do Turkeys Get Worms
Fry The Frozen Turkey
I Hate You *Insert Relative Name/Noun Here*
Pitino's Thanksgiving At Porcinis
blueboss
11-22-2017, 03:08 PM
Is your mother coming?
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blueboss
11-22-2017, 04:58 PM
....or, I have the flu.
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UKFlounder
11-22-2017, 05:16 PM
Wife - meet my girlfriend
BigBluePappy
11-22-2017, 05:58 PM
Your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is coming...
KSRBEvans
11-22-2017, 11:02 PM
Here--pull my finger
bigsky
11-22-2017, 11:35 PM
Make America Great Again...
bigsky
11-22-2017, 11:36 PM
The pies are burnt
blueboss
11-22-2017, 11:50 PM
Dad, how's your mistress?
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kingcat
11-23-2017, 12:29 AM
Hope you like Manilow!
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/04/09/22/3-Barry-Manilow-Getty.jpg
Catfan73
11-23-2017, 11:06 AM
Ever tried a gibletini?
Darrell KSR
11-24-2017, 06:10 PM
Dad, fix my phone...
kingcat
11-25-2017, 03:38 PM
How about having a gallbladder attack? Thats what I experienced and it was horrible regardless of what day it was on. I just recovered this morning although yesterday was somewhat better.
Ouch!
I had to sleep (or tried to rather) on a heating pad all night Thursday
Darrell KSR
11-25-2017, 08:42 PM
Sorry, Kingcat. That hurts me to think of it for you.
For the thread,
"Stoops is still coach."
Darrell KSR
11-30-2017, 03:59 PM
Your colonoscopy is tomorrow.
Catfan73
11-30-2017, 06:13 PM
Dog’s drinking tree water.
suncat05
12-01-2017, 03:49 PM
Whoa! What is that?
Catonahottinroof
12-01-2017, 05:32 PM
Turkey gives me gas.....
blueboss
12-04-2017, 05:25 PM
Aren't the cards playing?
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Darrell KSR
12-04-2017, 09:03 PM
The buyout is WHAT?
dethbylt
12-11-2017, 08:06 PM
Get the Christmas tree.
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