Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner With Four Words [Archive]

Darrell KSR

11-21-2017, 08:09 PM

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Darrell KSR

11-21-2017, 08:10 PM

Vegetarian Thanksgivings Are Fun!

dan_bgblue

11-21-2017, 08:12 PM

Low calorie organic dinner

CitizenBBN

11-21-2017, 08:15 PM

Let's talk some politics.

dan_bgblue

11-21-2017, 08:24 PM

Winner

Catfan73

11-21-2017, 08:24 PM

Grandpa, put that away.

Darrell KSR

11-21-2017, 08:26 PM

Microwave instant mashed potatoes!

Darrell KSR

11-21-2017, 08:26 PM

Let's talk some politics.

Winner

We could've closed the thread with that one.

suncat05

11-21-2017, 09:24 PM

I never liked you!

BigBluePappy

11-21-2017, 09:26 PM

Uncle Frank is coming...

CGWildcat

11-21-2017, 10:07 PM

Where is the tofurkey?

Darrell KSR

11-21-2017, 10:31 PM

My wife is cooking.

kingcat

11-22-2017, 01:24 AM

Wifey has the “trots”

Darrell KSR

11-22-2017, 07:13 AM

I think I'm pregnant.

(I'm is a contraction--is that one word, or two?)

Doc

11-22-2017, 07:57 AM

The Jurich's are here

Catfan73

11-22-2017, 09:23 AM

Squanto calls it "squash".

CitizenBBN

11-22-2017, 09:34 AM

Gotta unbutton my pants.

Darrell KSR

11-22-2017, 10:57 AM

Rick wants 15 seconds.

Catfan73

11-22-2017, 11:16 AM

Dallas and Detroit again?!?

CGWildcat

11-22-2017, 12:09 PM

The turkey was pregnant!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmsB8iAXBdI

Darrell KSR

11-22-2017, 12:12 PM

"Thought turkeys could fly."

PedroDaGr8

11-22-2017, 02:56 PM

Here are a few:

We Need To Talk (not limited to ruining Turkey Day, nothing good ever follows that phrase).
Mom, Dad Touched Me
Do Turkeys Get Worms
Fry The Frozen Turkey
I Hate You *Insert Relative Name/Noun Here*
Pitino's Thanksgiving At Porcinis

blueboss

11-22-2017, 03:08 PM

Is your mother coming?

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blueboss

11-22-2017, 04:58 PM

....or, I have the flu.

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UKFlounder

11-22-2017, 05:16 PM

Wife - meet my girlfriend

BigBluePappy

11-22-2017, 05:58 PM

Your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is coming...

KSRBEvans

11-22-2017, 11:02 PM

Here--pull my finger

bigsky

11-22-2017, 11:35 PM

Make America Great Again...

bigsky

11-22-2017, 11:36 PM

The pies are burnt

blueboss

11-22-2017, 11:50 PM

Dad, how's your mistress?

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kingcat

11-23-2017, 12:29 AM

Hope you like Manilow!

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/04/09/22/3-Barry-Manilow-Getty.jpg

Catfan73

11-23-2017, 11:06 AM

Ever tried a gibletini?

Doc

11-24-2017, 12:52 PM

The Cartwrights are here

Darrell KSR

11-24-2017, 06:10 PM

Dad, fix my phone...

kingcat

11-25-2017, 03:38 PM

How about having a gallbladder attack? Thats what I experienced and it was horrible regardless of what day it was on. I just recovered this morning although yesterday was somewhat better.
Ouch!
I had to sleep (or tried to rather) on a heating pad all night Thursday

Darrell KSR

11-25-2017, 08:42 PM

Sorry, Kingcat. That hurts me to think of it for you.

For the thread,

"Stoops is still coach."

Darrell KSR

11-30-2017, 03:59 PM

Your colonoscopy is tomorrow.

Catfan73

11-30-2017, 06:13 PM

Dog’s drinking tree water.

suncat05

12-01-2017, 03:49 PM

Whoa! What is that?

Catonahottinroof

12-01-2017, 05:32 PM

Turkey gives me gas.....

blueboss

12-04-2017, 05:25 PM

Aren't the cards playing?

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