Here's How You're Probably Dying

[KSRBEvans]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--T3zZlx-6--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/smpkvdbo39s2ekbj06ra.png

And if you die accidentally, here's how that's probably going down (no pun intended):

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--clB0X_zf--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/hfxfpjhnyhmqfv96y9v8.png

http://vitals.lifehacker.com/this-chart-shows-you-how-you-ll-probably-die-1766408098?utm_campaign=socialflow_lifehacker_twit ter&utm_source=lifehacker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

You're welcome.

[badrose]

Not too afraid of those any time soon but I'm scared to death of irony.