Last Post Wins

[Darrell KSR]

As the title says, last post wins! You don't need a reason..talk nonsense and win at the same time.
Jump in & enjoy winning...while it lasts.

[KSRdallen]

Going for an early win!

[Darrell KSR]

Gotta get up pretty early in the morning to do that. Or is it stay up late? Is this an early bird does *not* get the worm?

Besides, who wants a worm, anyway? When they're in my apples, I throw them away. If I have them, I want to get rid of them.

No worms for me, thank you. Just the win.


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[CGWildcat]

chitterbugs ain't got no common sense

[CitizenBBN]

so how is the "last" one determined? You never know when someone will dredge up some old thread on here.

[Darrell KSR]

Taking a break from the game thread. Maybe I can win here!

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[CitizenBBN]

You should send the coaching staff over here. It's their best chance for a win too.

[dan_bgblue]

First!!!!

[KSRdallen]

You should send the coaching staff over here. It's their best chance for a win too.

Ouch!

[CGWildcat]

we have a coaching staff?

[Darrell KSR]

Turned air conditioner on at my house tonight. That's crazy in December (almost).

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[CitizenBBN]

It's almost December or almost crazy?

[KentuckyWildcat]

I lose

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[dan_bgblue]

http://girltomom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Very-Funny.jpg

[catmanjack]

The hare always loses!

[Darrell KSR]

#Winning!

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[BigBluePappy]

Anybody home?

[CitizenBBN]

I may have to reopen KSR After Dark on this thread. Not that I'm up as late as I used to be, I tend to wake up about 6am now no matter when I go to sleep, makes it tougher.

[UKFlounder]

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[dan_bgblue]

Duck walks into a bar and flies up on a stool. Bartender takes a look and says whata have? Duck says a nice Merlot. Bartender says we ain't got no wine. Duck flies off the stool and walks out.

[UKFlounder]

That's a bad ducking joke...

[KentuckyWildcat]

I'm still not sure how the winner is determined or what the prize is. If it is a trip to Bora Bora as the grand prize, I'll post like crazy.

[Darrell KSR]

Wish they had a cure for insomnia... Or that I didn't have to get up in 4 hours (lucky I work close to my house and it won't take long to get there).

[dan_bgblue]

This is turrible, just turrible

[CGWildcat]

Silly snowmen, when they come back to life, they dont know nuthin'

[BigBluePappy]

"...but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?"

[UKFlounder]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[dan_bgblue]

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

[CitizenBBN]

No matter where you go, there you are.

[Darrell KSR]

I missed out on going to a high school game tonight.

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[KentuckyWildcat]

Never trust a fart

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[Darrell KSR]

When I go home to eat lunch (my office is 2.5 miles away), I love a good peanut butter and banana sandwich. I swear I could eat this every day of my life.

[dan_bgblue]

George Washington Carver must be your idol.

[Darrell KSR]

Or Elvis Presley.

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[dan_bgblue]

Elvis invented the Banana?

[CitizenBBN]

Elvis invented the Banana?

No but I think he did invent the "nanner". :)

[Darrell KSR]

You should've seen him eat a PB&B.

"Love me tender, love me sweet," he used to say. Dole & Jif, baby.

[Darrell KSR]

So...a serious question.

Is Elvis Presley still alive? I thought I saw him, older looking, and wearing a sombrero-like hat, at a county carnival this summer. You had to picture him years younger, but he had lost weight, and was now an African-American. But I think it was him.

I walked up to him and asked if he had blue suede shoes, and he told me that for a price, he had anything I wanted. I said that I really liked Jailhouse Rock, and he took off--much faster than an 80-year old man should run (I think he's 80 now). Anyway, I was just wondering if you thought it was him. If it wasn't, it was a dead ringer for him. If he was a little older. And changed races. Normally, I'd say that it was unlikely, but I saw a movie--"Soul Man"--where that happened. So I'm pretty confident that if anyone could do it, it would be Elvis.

[dan_bgblue]

Did you know that there is only 1 Jif peanut butter factory in the world? I always keep 4 extra jars in the pantry just in case.

Extra points...where is that factory located?

Cavendish bananas may not survive the newest disease plaguing the crop world wide. Plant breeders feverishly working to develop new plants that will survive the disease. Bananas are the undeveloped worlds #1 food crop

[KeithKSR]

Did you know that there is only 1 Jif peanut butter factory in the world? I always keep 4 extra jars in the pantry just in case.

Extra points...where is that factory located?

Cavendish bananas may not survive the newest disease plaguing the crop world wide. Plant breeders feverishly working to develop new plants that will survive the disease. Bananas are the undeveloped worlds #1 food crop

Jif is the best PB on the market.

[CitizenBBN]

Did you know that there is only 1 Jif peanut butter factory in the world? I always keep 4 extra jars in the pantry just in case.

Extra points...where is that factory located?

when they roast the nuts you can smell it all the way down to the old Big Ass fans building, if that helps anyone.

[Darrell KSR]

When does football season start again?

[dan_bgblue]

Watch out for falling rocks

[Darrell KSR]

I observed a college scholars bowl tournament today. I learned three things:

1. Scholars Bowl to Jeopardy is like Einstein to a preschooler.

2. There are some freakishly smart kids there.

3. I am stupid. Or ignorant. Or both.

Wow.

[UKFlounder]

Watch Judge Judy or a similar show and you'll feel like Einstein.

[CitizenBBN]

And if those really smart kids would go into politics and run things in Washington we'd be way better off. Sadly it's the Judge Judy crowd that runs for office.

[dan_bgblue]

http://www.multiculturalarts.com.au/events2012/blackharmony_abc_elvis.jpg

[Darrell KSR]

Tired. Worked this afternoon, worked yesterday morning, and headed back to the office momentarily. Ugh.

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[UKFlounder]

Who dey!

[Darrell KSR]

13 minutes? Really?

[dan_bgblue]

On my way to St Louis early in the morning for a few days of glorious company training. Wish the Cards had a home stand this week. Hotel is 2 1/2 blocks from the stadium

[KentuckyWildcat]

W

Y

K

[BigBluePappy]

Pinky are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

[UKFlounder]

The "I'm gellin" people must be the biggest douchebags around....

[CitizenBBN]

The "I'm gellin" people must be the biggest douchebags around....

I have some clients who are worse... ;)

[dan_bgblue]

My apologies to all, I made it home from St Louis intact and unscathed

[Darrell KSR]

Welcome home.



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[UKFlounder]

And don't let it happen again

Oh, wait....

[CitizenBBN]

My apologies to all, I made it home from St Louis intact and unscathed

you did St. Louis wrong. Go back and hit the places I give you and you'll definitely be scathed. :)

[dan_bgblue]

Missouri St Louis, not Illinois St Louis.

[CitizenBBN]

Missouri St Louis, not Illinois St Louis.

Chicken. :) lol.

I can find you some places like that on the west side of the river too, but on the east side I think 100% of the places qualify. Man that's a scary town.

[blueboss]

I'm really good at this.

[Darrell KSR]

I'm really good at this.
Congrats, Blueboss. You da man!

[kingcat]

Whoever posts after me..

https://c3409409.ssl.cf0.rackcdn.com/biggreenegg.vanillaforums.com/editor/q4/twrgutkki35i.gif

[BigBluePappy]

Lighten up, Francis...

[dan_bgblue]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef012877b71926970c-800wi

[blueboss]

Congrats, Blueboss. You da man!

I've killed a million threads on the premium board, I ain't going no where.


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[kingcat]

I've killed a million threads on the premium board, I ain't going no where.


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http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/5f/5f8ec067024b43f5dfbfdc80412df00ad3290ae98e84664ed7 aeeed37713c492.jpg

[blueboss]

See


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[Darrell KSR]

I'm wearing some short dark navy socks that are dry fit, athletic socks, with dress shoes and slacks. When I sit it almost looks like I'm not wearing socks.

I do not like this, but I do like the socks.

Can anyone help me?

[blueboss]

I'm wearing some short dark navy socks that are dry fit, athletic socks, with dress shoes and slacks. When I sit it almost looks like I'm not wearing socks.

I do not like this, but I do like the socks.

Can anyone help me?

Wear khakis, Jake from State Farm.


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[Darrell KSR]

If you need a visual. ..5174

[blueboss]

If you need a visual. ..5174

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/14/12020734a8e8570bd8afc62bab481519.jpg


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[Darrell KSR]

Ok, now realize that I pulled my pant leg up a bit to show that. When I am walking you obviously don't see that.

[dan_bgblue]

Most people would not refer to what you are wearing as socks.

[Darrell KSR]

They're socks. I read it on the package. A billion people can't be wrong. Or is it a million?

The difference between million and billion is huge: 1 million seconds = 11 days; 1 billion seconds = 31 years.

[dan_bgblue]

definition for the word socks

1. a garment for the foot and lower part of the leg, typically knitted from wool, cotton, or nylon.

The persons that printed the fancy schmancy pictures and words on your package never read the definition of socks. btw the lower leg starts above the ankle

[Darrell KSR]

Dan PM'd me and wanted to know where he could get some, so here ya go, Dan.

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[blueboss]

Ms. boss calls them footies.


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[blueboss]

Get these so everyone will know you're wearing "socks"http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/14/ecf94b08c8854c334857e379ed9185e8.jpg


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[kingcat]

Blue balls are dangerous.

[blueboss]

Option B http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/14/aa85d44ef52875b406882ceef2561b7a.jpg


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[CGWildcat]

What we're dealing with here, is a total lack of respect for the law!

[blueboss]

23 skidoo


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[dan_bgblue]

The duck walks back into the bar the next afternoon and flies up on a stool. Bartender looks around and says your back. The duck say yea. Bartender says wadda ya have and the ducks says I would like a nice merlot. Bartender says I told you we ain't got no stinkin wine. Ducks says OK and flies down off the stool and walks out.

[blueboss]

Call to the post


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[kingcat]

http://previews.123rf.com/images/marilyna/marilyna0803/marilyna080300005/2661425-Mallard-duck-standing-on-a-paved-area-next-to-a-pond--Stock-Photo.jpg

Thought there was a punchline did ya'?

[CitizenBBN]

Those are definitely socks.

For girls.

For guys I don't know what you call them. "Disturbing" comes to mind. :)

I'd be glad if that was the worst thing wrong with me though so maybe I should start wearing girl's stuff too and then I'd stop thinking Heavy Metal is an American classic.

[Darrell KSR]

I've been called worse. And responded. Just so you know.

[blueboss]

I'm starting to feel used.


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[blueboss]

Did you know that there is only 1 Jif peanut butter factory in the world? I always keep 4 extra jars in the pantry just in case.

Extra points...where is that factory located?

Cavendish bananas may not survive the newest disease plaguing the crop world wide. Plant breeders feverishly working to develop new plants that will survive the disease. Bananas are the undeveloped worlds #1 food crop

Lexington


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[CitizenBBN]

I've been called worse. And responded. Just so you know.

Pointing out my issues would be like shooting fish in a barrel. Would be too easy to even be worth it. :)

I will say those would probably look better w shorts than regular height socks.

[blueboss]

We are accepting no more posts.... blueboss has been officially declared the winner.

No congratulations needed!!

The End.


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[dan_bgblue]

:tongue08:

[BigBluePappy]

In honor of Bill Self, we didn't lose, the clock just ran out when we were behind...or something to that effect.

[blueboss]

So much for that.

[dan_bgblue]

It does appear that being last is much more difficult than once thought

[kingcat]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/62/33/a0/6233a01f795849c3da8b050c0d43f18f.jpg

[blueboss]

I think I'll order a pizza, anybody know what time it is in Malta?


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[Darrell KSR]

I think I'll order a pizza, anybody know what time it is in Malta?


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Dinner-thirty?

[dan_bgblue]

Has anyone ever seen an upside down X ?

[kingcat]

Has anyone ever seen an upside down X ?

I'm hesitant to answer because it would be a lie either way..and also the truth. Ya' know?

http://www.ngabo.org/prophetic/yourbody/brain/images/paranoia.jpg

[Darrell KSR]

Has anyone ever seen an upside down X ?

I've never seen one turned right side up...

[blueboss]

Has anyone ever seen an upside down X ?

Right side up, upside down, and sideways, said the Louisville basketball team...


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[SalsaKat]

Bookmarking this thread to necro it in a few years. GL everybody.

[Darrell KSR]

My socks today...

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[blueboss]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/17/e27b9f16ece73ad96b5c63a5c84f1ee3.jpg

I do enjoy a Zero bar from time to time



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[Darrell KSR]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/17/e27b9f16ece73ad96b5c63a5c84f1ee3.jpg

I do enjoy a Zero bar from time to time



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Same here.

Wait, I enjoy bars from time to time. Opening time to closing time.

Double wait. That's my evil twin, CitizenBBN.

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/17/e27b9f16ece73ad96b5c63a5c84f1ee3.jpg

I do enjoy a Zero bar from time to time



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[CitizenBBN]

Yeah man, stay on your side of the fence. I'll take care of the bars and strip clubs and arrest records, you take care of family and the bail bonds. :)

BTW, glad to see the very manly socks. I was worried you were going to start worrying about care "products" and other metrosexual stuff. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

[blueboss]

I concur with CBBN on the big boy socks... Congratulations!!


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[Darrell KSR]

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[dan_bgblue]

The duck walks back into the same bar again and flies up on the stool. The bartender looks around and sees the duck. He walks over to the duck, looks him straight in the eyes and says, look duck, if you order wine again I am going to nail your bill to the bar. After a moment the duck says, do you have any nails? Exasperated the bartender shouts no, I ain't got no stinking nails either. Duck says well OK, do you have any good Merlot today?

[blueboss]

Now I need a drink!


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[CitizenBBN]

Blueboss wins!

Oh wait, nevermind. :tongue08:

[dan_bgblue]

I want a recount

[Darrell KSR]

I want a recount
I'll start on it tomorrow. Just wait.

Speaking of tomorrow, so I go play basketball from 12:30-2:30? Kentucky will be tipping off when we finish. Plus I am so so so out of shape. Bad.

[blueboss]

I'll start on it tomorrow. Just wait.

Speaking of tomorrow, so I go play basketball from 12:30-2:30? Kentucky will be tipping off when we finish. Plus I am so so so out of shape. Bad.

It's gotta be the socks!


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[dan_bgblue]

I AM SOCKMAN!!!!!

http://firsttimefatherproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sock-puppet.jpg

[CitizenBBN]

I am Henry the Eighth I am.

[blueboss]

Coo coo ca choo, I am the walrus


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[Darrell KSR]

Go. To. Bed. We have some late owls at this place.

[KSRdallen]

And some early risers.

[blueboss]

Is anybody else getting spam threads here on KSR


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[dan_bgblue]

Not me and there is no way you can prove I am the cause of it

[blueboss]

I'm only getting them on my phone via Tapatalk

[Darrell KSR]

I'm only getting them on my phone via Tapatalk
That's the same thing I experienced in the thread I had about hating Tapatalk. It is their promoted ads. Looks like a thread. I posted pics.

I contacted them and because I had paid for Tapatalk Pro, they upgraded me to vip status, which just meant they removed the ads.

It took a few days to get sorted out. Miserable experience in the meantime. I was migrating back to Forum Runner, which has some advantages but I think I like Tapatalk a little better.

[blueboss]

That's the same thing I experienced in the thread I had about hating Tapatalk. It is their promoted ads. Looks like a thread. I posted pics.

I contacted them and because I had paid for Tapatalk Pro, they upgraded me to vip status, which just meant they removed the ads.

It took a few days to get sorted out. Miserable experience in the meantime. I was migrating back to Forum Runner, which has some advantages but I think I like Tapatalk a little better.

So, unless I upgrade to Pro I've got to deal with the fake thread ads??


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[KSRdallen]

I deleted Tapatalk about a year and a half ago because it was so unwieldy with which to use. Has it improved?

[dan_bgblue]

*^*&^$%$#^&)*^_^)^%$^*%#%@%*^$)*&_

I feel a little better now

[Darrell KSR]

I deleted Tapatalk about a year and a half ago because it was so unwieldy with which to use. Has it improved?

Tapatalk Pro has always been good for me, but when my ISP pushed through an OS upgrade, it required me to delete the old Tapatalk. I had not "upgraded" to the new.

When I did, I experienced the same thing blueboss experienced. It's miserable. Makes you look like somebody posted a thread on something; turns out; it's a spammy ad thing. (Pretty slick, actually--just extremely annoying).

When I emailed the developer, they said that because I had paid for it earlier, it earned VIP status, which would remove all ads. Since then, it's been great. I have six different forums on it, and routinely use it to read and post here using the "timeline" feature for the most recent posts, regardless of forum. I also use it to easily post pics here, and also it is extremely easy to post a thread to the "Buffer" app that posts to Twitter, or to Tweetcaster Pro, whichever I prefer. It's really slick.

I don't go to the other forums that often (there's a radar detector forum; a gun forum, etc.) but it keeps the username and password there handy as well.

Forum Runner also allows me to go to the front page--I don't think Tapatalk does. But for ease of use, Tapatalk wins, at least, I think they do.

[Darrell KSR]

*^*&^$%$#^&)*^_^)^%$^*%#%@%*^$)*&_

I feel a little better now

I feel worse.

Played 3 hours of basketball today--was scheduled to play 2, but they kept playing for another hour, and you don't want to be "that guy" that breaks up a game. We had 15 guys there; 4 old guys and a mixture of 11 high school and college kids. The pickup games were scheduled to end at CBS gametime, and I live so close that I figured I would be close to tipoff.

So I missed some of the game. Plus I jammed a finger in the first game I played in, so it's been swelling ever since. And it hurts.

[blueboss]

Really good Independent Lens show on PBS featuring Muscle Shoals and the impact that FAME Studios had on music... That's right music, not just rock'n roll but music in general.


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[dan_bgblue]

It dawned on me today I know who a pig wearing lipstick looks like.

[Darrell KSR]

Congrats to my daughter on getting her driver's license today and my son on getting his drivers permit today. And happy 15th birthday to him.

Anybody know any slick deals in car insurance? Sigh.

[CitizenBBN]

I don't know if any of them are any good but I know they must be hugely profitable to run about ten billion TV ads for car insurance a day. Seriously can you watch one show without at least 3 of them?

[blueboss]

I like the Allstate mayhem guy.

I had a full day and half with the last post, and then a pig wearing lipstick shows up


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[Darrell KSR]

Speaking of pig, I am so full I am about to pop. Had our firm Christmas lunch today at Ruth's Chris and stuffed myself, then my son's birthday dinner was tonight and I ate like a pig, specifically pork as in Jim n Nick's BBQ. Add fries, baked beans, and cheese biscuits, and second meal in a row I ate too much.

Came home and had his birthday cake, which was my wife's homemade chess squares. Ridiculous that I ate that much today.

[blueboss]

When Ruth's Chris start doing lunch? What'd you have at Ruth's.

I love Jim n Nicks spare ribs!!! You're killing me, two of my favorite places to eat!!


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[Darrell KSR]

When Ruth's Chris start doing lunch? What'd you have at Ruth's.

I love Jim n Nicks spare ribs!!! You're killing me, two of my favorite places to eat!!

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I think they offer lunch at select locations only, Birmingham one of them. Had a melt in your mouth filet (lunch size, but it had to have been at least 8oz) served on a 500 degree plate, Caesars salad, lyonnaise potatoes, bread, and a dessert from a place in the mall, an oreo cookies type concoction.

Ughh. I'm still full.

[blueboss]

I'm not sure I could walk in there without getting the cowboy ribeye, I better stay away for lunch.

There is no way I could have pulled off Jim n Nicks even after an 8oz filet.


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[Darrell KSR]

Back to real life today. Peanut butter and banana sandwich for lunch. That's more my style.

[dan_bgblue]

Try that samich with some honey. I am gonna have one of those tomorrow

[Darrell KSR]

I haven't had lunch, and I'm calling it a day shortly at work. I may try that honey addition rather than skipping lunch, which is my other option.

[blueboss]

Severe T-Storms on the eve of the big guys arrival... That's a first, for me at least.

Torrential rain, hail, high winds, and now flooding... Ho-Ho-Ho


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[dan_bgblue]

That weather was predicted for us, but the front slid thru like a lamb in BG. Temps are oddly high for this time of year tough

[blueboss]

Pretty dicy here last night


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[Darrell KSR]

Daughter was supposed to driver in from Nashville yesterday, but delayed a day because of weather concerns. Turned out not bad, so hope the weather is ok for her today.

[dan_bgblue]

Weather should be great for travel. Traffic, maybe not so great

[blueboss]

Just saw an update from NORAD, the jolly one will be arriving in Canada in about five minutes.


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[dan_bgblue]

He better keep them dang reindeer off the newly sown grass in my front yard.

[blueboss]

He better keep them dang reindeer off the newly sown grass in my front yard.

"Up on the roof top, click click click"

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[Darrell KSR]

Ho ho ho...or yawwwwn. Either works.

Merry Christmas, all.

[kingcat]

Santa came in on a motorboat here..pushed by eight tiny little Merc outboards

http://cdn2.content.compendiumblog.com/uploads/user/a4e707ba-e52c-41ea-b5df-e22be41ea981/4cc0b3b2-3aa5-4c38-8f3b-f31ea00b4f69/Image/ad5cb18a751a979216239cce079e10a8/santa_fishing.jpg

[CitizenBBN]

I stand corrected. Here are Darrells socks on the bass player of a pretty good band, so they must be cool. At least for bass players.



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[blueboss]

Darrell sang bass momma sang tenor


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[Darrell KSR]

I stand corrected. Here are Darrells socks on the bass player of a pretty good band, so they must be cool. At least for bass players.

<img src="http://www.kysportsreport.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5205"/>

Why would a fish player wear my socks?

[CitizenBBN]

Why would a fish player wear my socks?

It's a messy task, I guess they get less dirty.

[dan_bgblue]

They are dry fit right?

[blueboss]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/27/2f3010e7ded9566ea5919c70a2afe162.jpg




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[Darrell KSR]

Fun at Noccalula Falls tonight in Gadsden. 5209

[Darrell KSR]

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[dan_bgblue]

That first photo gave a crick in the neck

[Darrell KSR]

That first photo gave a crick in the neck

Sorry, I never know when it's going to do that from my phone.

[blueboss]

Howdy! Just checking in.


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[kingcat]

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Those look like my Sketchers memory foam slip ons.

[Darrell KSR]

Been a long time since I've been nauseated after exercising. Funny how a) getting older, b) gaining weight, c) getting out of the habit of exercising, d) pushing yourself just a little and e) probably not resting enough after eating two small bowls of turkey gumbo will cause that.

[kingcat]

Been a long time since I've been nauseated after exercising. Funny how a) getting older, b) gaining weight, c) getting out of the habit of exercising, d) pushing yourself just a little and e) probably not resting enough after eating two small bowls of turkey gumbo will cause that.

According to Jethro Bodine, the trick is not filling those bowls up too many times.

https://img1.etsystatic.com/052/0/6681291/il_570xN.730196719_3hgp.jpg

[ShoesSwayedBlue]

Since the contest ends on the last post I just wanted you guys to know this is THE END.


http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.443076.1314589047!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/amd-ines-sainz-jpg.jpg

[Darrell KSR]

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[dan_bgblue]

I will pick door number 3 Alex

[blueboss]

Put me down for door number 1


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[Darrell KSR]

Back door?

[kingcat]

http://asklaurenfleshman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hols-aceventura2.jpeg

[blueboss]

Since the contest ends on the last post I just wanted you guys to know this is THE END.


http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.443076.1314589047!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/amd-ines-sainz-jpg.jpg

That'd be the end for me!! Jeez! What station does she work for??


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[dan_bgblue]

Within the next 24 hours there will be two things happen that you do not expect to happen. What are those two things?

[UKFlounder]

1. I win the thread

2. The Spanish Inquisition.

[KSRdallen]

1. UKFlounder loses the thread to KSRdallen.

2. Stories arise that Kobe was almost a Celtic (http://es.pn/1RRo1Wp).

[Darrell KSR]

1. Peace on earth
2. Goodwill toward men

Sadly neither will occur. But I can hope and pray.

[CitizenBBN]

1. I get hit by a fast moving bus.

2. I'm reincarnated as a virus that infects UL fans with the bubonic plague.

[CitizenBBN]

So anyway, there I am, drunk and sprawled out across the hood of the car, pants down with keys in a bad place, keep turning them and yelling "I think she's flooded".

Or as I like to call it, "just another Wednesday".

[Darrell KSR]

1. I continue with my insomnia by binge watching old episodes of "My Name is Earl" on my phone.

2. I note CitizenBBN's striking resemblance to both Earl and Randy on the show, particularly to the passed out drunk on the hood of a car part.

[dan_bgblue]

Russians think sobriety is for the weak

[blueboss]

Within the next 24 hours there will be two things happen that you do not expect to happen. What are those two things?

1) my wife is going to put the toilet seat up when she's done

2) then she's going to take the garbage out

... Oh wait, those are two things that'll never happen.


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[dan_bgblue]

A little numerology. UK has 8 NCAA titles and 6 of the 8, or 75% were won in odd number years. Odd number years you say, follow along.

1948=22, 1949=23, 1951=16, 1958=23, 1978=25, 1996=25, 1998=27, and 20i2=5, so UK has a 75% chance of winning the tournament in 2016=9. Need to win it this season as the next opportunity is an even number year.

[Darrell KSR]

A little numerology. UK has 8 NCAA titles and 6 of the 8, or 75% were won in odd number years. Odd number years you say, follow along.

1948=22, 1949=23, 1951=16, 1958=23, 1978=25, 1996=25, 1998=27, and 20i2=5, so UK has a 75% chance of winning the tournament in 2016=9. Need to win it this season or next as the next opportunity is an even number year.
Too much math. Does this mean we win a title this year or next year? That's my interpretation!

[dan_bgblue]

Well, I guess I did OK on the math part but I really botched the plain English part. Hope the edit allows the post to make sense.:happy0026:

[blueboss]

Those look like my Sketchers memory foam slip ons.

BED l STU's https://www.bedstu.com/

Real comfortable....


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[Darrell KSR]

Going to drone with my son. Hope we don't get shot at.

[CitizenBBN]

Going to drone with my son. Hope we don't get shot at.

You going to spy on girls in bikinis with well armed dad's? If not you should be ok.

[Darrell KSR]

Not in this weather. Ask me again in June....

[CitizenBBN]

Not in this weather. Ask me again in June....

If the answer is yes in June I'm coming down. :)

[dan_bgblue]

Timing is everything

[kingcat]

Timing is everything

http://oldholden.com/ohfiles/images/308%20timing%20marks.preview.JPG

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1353161483_metronome.gif

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/am0jA3v_700b.jpg

[blueboss]

Packers ain't play'n so well.


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[Darrell KSR]

Any New years resolutions?

[blueboss]

Any New years resolutions?

Nope.


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[Darrell KSR]

Nope.

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Did you resolve to not have any, or just happenstance?

[dan_bgblue]

Headed to Ohio tomorrow morning for a week of fun and games. Business meeting tomorrow night so will likely miss the game.

Wish me luck among the buckeyes.

[Darrell KSR]

Today's sock.

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[blueboss]

Did you resolve to not have any, or just happenstance?

I just really haven't given it much thought and nothing has jumped out at me to focus on....there you go, I'm going to try and stay more focused on my tasks at hand...

Starting with winning the "last post"


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[CitizenBBN]

Starting with winning the "last post"


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Oh, so close too.. ;)

[blueboss]

Last post


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[Darrell KSR]

Yawn. First appointment today isn't for four more hours. Might be an opportunity for a quick nap.

[CGWildcat]

what size do jpegs have to be to post? I always have trouble getting one down to size.

[CGWildcat]

Any New years resolutions?

Be good to myself.

[suncat05]

Who lies better? Pitino, Petrino, or Katina? And your answer has to be longer than 15 seconds......

[Darrell KSR]

what size do jpegs have to be to post? I always have trouble getting one down to size.
Dunno. I scale my normal pics down to 3 megapixel, and they're fine. All my cell phone pics are fine.

Even my "Sock of the Day" pics are fine. This one is 1.1 MB

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[blueboss]

Who lies better? Pitino, Petrino, or Katina? And your answer has to be longer than 15 seconds......

Pitino can tell lies better

Petrino lies down a bike better

Katina lies on her back better


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[Darrell KSR]

First post for Wednesday! Good chance this will be the winning post, as I have a way of being a thread killer.

[CitizenBBN]

Pitino can tell lies better

Petrino lies down a bike better

Katina lies on her back better


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That's so clever it really should have won, esp. how you got the Petrino reference to work with laying down. Seriously ,very clever. :)

[blueboss]

That's so clever it really should have won, esp. how you got the Petrino reference to work with laying down. Seriously ,very clever. :)

Next lets work with the past tense of lies.😎


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[Darrell KSR]

Next lets work with the past tense of lies.😎


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Flew
Flown
Deadflies

Wait, past tense of flies, right? Did I get confused again?

[blueboss]

Flew
Flown
Deadflies

Wait, past tense of flies, right? Did I get confused again?

...or

Defile

Defiles

Defiled


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[CitizenBBN]

...or

Defile

Defiles

Defiled


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Well played again. :)

If this was an 80s tv show it could be

De Plane!

De Plains

Deplaned

[Darrell KSR]

...or

Defile

Defiles

Defiled


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Definitely winning the style points!

[blueboss]

Steal'n

Stolen

Style'n

We are "still" talking about

Pitino

Pitrino

Katina

....okay, I'll stop.


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[CGWildcat]

Dunno. I scale my normal pics down to 3 megapixel, and they're fine. All my cell phone pics are fine.

Even my "Sock of the Day" pics are fine. This one is 1.1 MB

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I shrink mine to 50 KB and still cant upload. Must be doing something wrong.

[Darrell KSR]

I shrink mine to 50 KB and still cant upload. Must be doing something wrong.

Yes, obviously size isn't the issue. Are you posting the picture from the Internet or from your computer hard drive? Either one can be done, but they are done in different ways.

[blueboss]

Oh good, you guys are talking about posting photos....


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[CGWildcat]

Yes, obviously size isn't the issue. Are you posting the picture from the Internet or from your computer hard drive? Either one can be done, but they are done in different ways.

From my computer. I click the icon above "insert image" and follow directions from there.

[UKFlounder]

I think I just started politptical discussion on the premium forum. Yay me! 😳

(And you're welcome, mods. )

[Darrell KSR]

From my computer. I click the icon above "insert image" and follow directions from there.
Do me a favor. Email me one of the pics to dcartwright at email and let me post it and see what is going on. Maybe it will give us an idea.

[UKFlounder]

I hope you get it resolved. I can't post pictures from my iPad.

[CGWildcat]

Do me a favor. Email me one of the pics to dcartwright at email and let me post it and see what is going on. Maybe it will give us an idea.

sent
thanks!

[Darrell KSR]

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[Darrell KSR]

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[Darrell KSR]

First pic posted from phone, via Forum runner.

Second pic posted from phone (and blame Coastie for both pics, they are his), through Internet browser, just like you'd do from computer hard drive, using the pic icon.

This pic is from Tapatalk.
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[dan_bgblue]

Dude that is some weird subject matter

[blueboss]

That could have very well been the last post.


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[BigBluePappy]

I just think the computer was trying to protect us all...

[Darrell KSR]

Dude that is some weird subject matter

Remember when you used to think CGWildcat was a terrific photographer? You didn't realize the "depth" of his photography subjects, did you?

[Darrell KSR]

OK, I am at home, on my computer. I just went to Roger's email and downloaded the two pics to my computer's hard drive.

Here are my steps now.

Step 1:

Click the icon that says "Insert Image." It is immediately to the left of the icon that looks like a film strip.

A pop-up window will show up. It has two tabs--be careful, on mine, the tab for "From URL" (the one on the right) is pre-selected.

Step 2.

Select the correct tab. In this case, it is "From Computer." It will just switch tabs, and then you have two options.

Step 3. Option a) Click the button that says "Select files." It is a rectangular button at the bottom of the screen. I would do this one if you can. If you have any issues with this one, you can always go to Option b). But for now, I'm going to proceed with Option a).

When you click that button, another screen will pop up, with your computer on it. Mine goes to desktop, but you just surf to whatever directory on your hard drive contains the photo you want to post.

Here, mine is in "Downloads," since that's where it went when I downloaded it from Coastie's email to me.

Step 4. Click the file (just highlight it), and click the button that says "Open." It won't "open," but instead will be inserted into the pop-up window.

Now, for "advanced" users, you can repeat the process and put up to 5 photos in a single post by continuing to click "Select files," which is now in the bottom left-hand corner of that popped up window. But for us, we're going to go ahead and post it.

Step 5. Select "Upload files" (bottom of that popped up window, in the middle.) It will insert, into your post, the picture by having brackets around the word, "ATTACH=CONFIG and then a number, which will be the picture.

Step 6. Click "Post reply," or "post quick Reply." You will get this.

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[CitizenBBN]

That could have very well been the last post.


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It's the last time I'm clicking till at least this page rolls over. wow.

[CGWildcat]

LMAO!!! I'm about to fall out!!

[CGWildcat]

Following step by step, I tried to submit a 63KB pic that is 900 pixels on its longest edge. I get a KSR pop up that tells me my file is 26.3KB too big. :banghead:


OK, I am at home, on my computer. I just went to Roger's email and downloaded the two pics to my computer's hard drive.

Here are my steps now.

Step 1:

Click the icon that says "Insert Image." It is immediately to the left of the icon that looks like a film strip.

A pop-up window will show up. It has two tabs--be careful, on mine, the tab for "From URL" (the one on the right) is pre-selected.

Step 2.

Select the correct tab. In this case, it is "From Computer." It will just switch tabs, and then you have two options.

Step 3. Option a) Click the button that says "Select files." It is a rectangular button at the bottom of the screen. I would do this one if you can. If you have any issues with this one, you can always go to Option b). But for now, I'm going to proceed with Option a).

When you click that button, another screen will pop up, with your computer on it. Mine goes to desktop, but you just surf to whatever directory on your hard drive contains the photo you want to post.

Here, mine is in "Downloads," since that's where it went when I downloaded it from Coastie's email to me.

Step 4. Click the file (just highlight it), and click the button that says "Open." It won't "open," but instead will be inserted into the pop-up window.

Now, for "advanced" users, you can repeat the process and put up to 5 photos in a single post by continuing to click "Select files," which is now in the bottom left-hand corner of that popped up window. But for us, we're going to go ahead and post it.

Step 5. Select "Upload files" (bottom of that popped up window, in the middle.) It will insert, into your post, the picture by having brackets around the word, "ATTACH=CONFIG and then a number, which will be the picture.

Step 6. Click "Post reply," or "post quick Reply." You will get this.

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[Darrell KSR]

I wish I knew. What browser are you using? I have posted pics on here using my phone, my surface pro, my desktop, my netbook, my dell laptop at work, my Asus laptop, my son's acer, my work laptop which I think is Toshiba but can't remember, and have never had a pic too big. Edit and my old Blackberry Playbook. Edit - and the desktop at Jeff State and Apple PC at Samford.

I have used Chrome, Firefox and Internet Explorer. Also used Windows 10, 8.1, XP.

[CGWildcat]

I wish I knew. What browser are you using? I have posted pics on here using my phone, my surface pro, my desktop, my netbook, my dell laptop at work, my Asus laptop, my son's acer, my work laptop which I think is Toshiba but can't remember, and have never had a pic too big. Edit and my old Blackberry Playbook. Edit - and the desktop at Jeff State and Apple PC at Samford.

I have used Chrome, Firefox and Internet Explorer. Also used Windows 10, 8.1, XP.

Ive tried with my windows 10 laptop using google chrome and my iMac with chrome.
Let me try a different browser

[CGWildcat]

nothing. I get the same file is too large no matter which browser or computer.

[Darrell KSR]

Send me the exact pic. There has to be something you are doing different.

[CitizenBBN]

OK, seriously, the next time that photo gets quoted and thus repeated, there will be a last post on this thing b/c I'm locking the thread, shutting down the front porch and bleaching the server for a week.

[CGWildcat]

LMAO!! I'm just getting started girlfriend!

Darrell I'll send it in the morning. It's on the upstairs computer. It's a long walk. :)

[dan_bgblue]

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[blueboss]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01/09/db72c19f768a492f30b0064c46c98cf8.jpg

Oh the humanity!!!


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[dan_bgblue]

This image and the one previously posted were uploaded from the hard drive on this PC. In the quick reply box below, I selected the icon for insert image. Then made sure to select insert image from computer. Then I clicked on select files which opened up my pictures folder. I selected the image by highlighting that file then clicked open. That put the file in the insert image box. I then clicked the upload image button the saved the post and voila it appeared. Both of these images had been resized for posting on the internet or sending via email and saved to my hard drive. File size is about 150-180K. I will try to upload a file that has not been resized next.


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[dan_bgblue]

I have not nailed it down exactly but it looks like the file size has to below 500K and it may even be below 250K. Most of the images I have stored are 2 meg and above.

CBBN is there anything in the Vbulletin manual that specifies the maximum file size that can be uploaded?

[Darrell KSR]

I posted a 1.1mb pic earlier in the thread.

[CGWildcat]

Darrell, I just sent you two screenshots of what uploader is telling me. I tried both from computer, then the basic uploader.

[dan_bgblue]

I posted a 1.1mb pic earlier in the thread.

Hmmm, have not been able to do that yet.

[dan_bgblue]

674K

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[CitizenBBN]

I have not nailed it down exactly but it looks like the file size has to below 500K and it may even be below 250K. Most of the images I have stored are 2 meg and above.

CBBN is there anything in the Vbulletin manual that specifies the maximum file size that can be uploaded?

I can set limits in the software, but early on I raised it to something pretty high.