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DanISSELisdaman
09-25-2015, 01:04 PM
We heard a crash on the patio and then heard something mauling the garbage can. Thinking it was a big dog, I got the broom and jerked the door open and stepped out within 3 feet of a Black Bear that would have weighed approx. 350 lbs.
Darrell KSR
09-25-2015, 01:50 PM
Would've enjoyed seeing the look on your face when you saw THAT lol.
blueboss
09-25-2015, 02:28 PM
Nice doggy!!


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PedroDaGr8
09-25-2015, 02:31 PM
DanISSELisdaman last night:

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DanISSELisdaman
09-25-2015, 03:13 PM
Lol, good one!
DanISSELisdaman
09-25-2015, 03:19 PM
Would've enjoyed seeing the look on your face when you saw THAT lol.

It would have bee a surprised look for sure! My wife told me I should take a gun out with me, that it was making a lot of noise for a dog, but I said, no, it's just a big dog!
MickintheHam
09-25-2015, 07:07 PM
My goodness!
dan_bgblue
09-25-2015, 07:44 PM
Are you going to listen to your wife next time?

A broom? Man you shoo away cockroaches or spiders with a broom, not a german shepard or even an angry tom cat.
DanISSELisdaman
09-25-2015, 10:10 PM
Dan, I have a habit of not listening well! There's no end to the trouble it's brought me. :Christz_pillepalle: Sweeping bears off the porch with a broom is probably not the approved method of removal, but that's the way I do things! :p
CitizenBBN
09-25-2015, 10:17 PM
I'm with Dan, I'm struggling with "big dog = broom" part of your equation, much less the bear variable.

I might suggest "big dog = handgun" with the "I live near bears = multiple big dog result by 2 = handgun no smaller than 45 Casull caliber" addenda. :) Or just get a SKS with a folding stock.
CitizenBBN
09-25-2015, 10:18 PM
Dan, I have a habit of not listening well! There's no end to the trouble it's brought me. :Christz_pillepalle: Sweeping bears off the porch with a broom is probably not the approved method of removal, but that's the way I do things! :p

I admit it's manly. I just don't want you to have to change your KSR handle to "Lefty" or "Stumpy".
DanISSELisdaman
09-26-2015, 08:48 AM
Lol, I'm with you on that buddy! I'm about as useless with my left hand as I would be a stump!
blueboss
09-26-2015, 11:19 AM
I admit it's manly. I just don't want you to have to change your KSR handle to "Lefty" or "Stumpy".

Or Scrappy....


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DanISSELisdaman
09-26-2015, 12:05 PM
OK, you guys have convinced me, I don't want to have to change my handle. I would never be able to catch Darrell KSR in number of posts if I have to start over. I'll take a shotgun with me the next time I get the urge to chase a (DOG) off the porch! :4chsmu1: