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Darrell KSR
07-30-2015, 10:47 PM
This is good.


http://www.geekfill.com/2014/07/28/the-50-states-of-america-if-they-were-actually-people-in-a-bar-california-is-perfect/

Doc
07-31-2015, 02:52 AM
Colorado is a beautiful, perfectly athletic couple wearing all Patagonia, drinking craft beer talking about their last mountaineering trip, with an air of aloofness. Joined by their wasted kid, smoking a fat doobie

Fixed


Florida is the two retired jewish couples complaining about how everything isn't like it is in "Nah Yawk". You may not notice them. They are home by 8:00 pm

Fixed


Kentucky would be drinking bourbon and arguing with anybody who will listen about KENTUCKY basketball.

Fixed!!!

dan_bgblue
07-31-2015, 08:53 AM
Did North Dakota get bought by Canada and I missed the news?

Darrell KSR
07-31-2015, 09:25 AM
Minnesota is a pleasant guy drinking Summit Extra Pale Ale and will happily buy you one. He’s hanging out with his obnoxious brother-in-law North Dakota even though he doesn’t want to but he’s too nice to tell them to bug off.

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Lfbj00
08-01-2015, 01:43 AM
"Wisconsin is drinking New Glarus while eating cheese curds, and is probably about 5-6 beers ahead of everyone else."

Just got back from a Wisconsin vacation....ahhhh cheese curds!!!!:fam24: