View Full Version : OK, which one of you b######s used my email address and signed me up for the DNC?
Funny joke, I must admit. I'm betting Mick. In the last 2 days I've been flooded with e-mails from the DNC looking for contributions. Even Debbie Wasserman Schultz sent me one asking for money! Fortunately there is a link to send "feedback". So far I've call them money suckers who I wouldn't give a red cent to, worthless class warfare mongers and idiots (I excluded some of the more colorful adjectives). I'll do the "unsubscribe" in a couple days but first I want to send out a few more rants
CitizenBBN
09-08-2014, 09:09 PM
Wasn't me Doc. I did sign you up for a copy of the Monthly Labor Review (the socialist version of National Review), and "Granny on Granny", which I think is about knitting or something.
I also got you a lifetime NRA membership. :)
Nah, just kidding. I wouldn't want you signing me up for Mayors Against Illegal Guns or something. lol. Or granny on granny for that matter.
Wasn't me Doc. I did sign you up for a copy of the Monthly Labor Review (the socialist version of National Review), and "Granny on Granny", which I think is about knitting or something.
I also got you a lifetime NRA membership. :)
Nah, just kidding. I wouldn't want you signing me up for Mayors Against Illegal Guns or something. lol. Or granny on granny for that matter.
I considered it might be you but figured you would put me on the NRA mailing list :sHa_dielaughing::trink39:
dan_bgblue
09-09-2014, 12:08 PM
I thought about it, but was not sure that your addy was still
doc@disney.org
bigsky
09-09-2014, 12:59 PM
signed you up for a pantyhose subscription, too. Two jumbo size nude color a month. Free shipping!
Darrell KSR
09-09-2014, 02:45 PM
signed you up for a pantyhose subscription, too. Two jumbo size nude color a month. Free shipping!
I think that's a duplicate subscription.
blueboss
09-09-2014, 05:36 PM
signed you up for a pantyhose subscription, too. Two jumbo size nude color a month. Free shipping!
Spanxs of the month club.
CitizenBBN
09-09-2014, 06:50 PM
Doc, did you get your VIP pass to the Orlando Furries Convention 2014 yet?
Today's update- e mails from Joe Biden (no, it wasn't plagiarized from one of the other ones), my buddy Debbie Wassserman Schultz, Raul Alvillar, Emily Gottschalk and 2 from DNC HC. All in the last 24 hrs!
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dan_bgblue
09-10-2014, 01:01 PM
Man, someone is really ticked off at you. Watch your back and check under the car before you start it
Hey --
There are just 55 days left in this election.
That's 55 days left for Democrats in tight races across the country to build the organization they need to win -- and if we don't step up right now, it's going to be harder for our candidates and volunteers to do that. That's just the truth.
So, I'm asking for your help -- chip in $3 or more right now to help elect Democrats.
If you've saved your payment information, your donation will go through immediately.
QUICK DONATE: $3
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Or donate another amount:
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Thanks,
Barack Obama
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Wow. A REAL letter from the president to me!
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dan_bgblue
09-10-2014, 06:21 PM
Wow. A REAL letter from the president to me!
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That requires a quality frame. If you reply with $$$$$, I bet you can get an autographed picture of him as well
blueboss
09-10-2014, 06:24 PM
Funny joke, I must admit. I'm betting Mick. In the last 2 days I've been flooded with e-mails from the DNC looking for contributions. Even Debbie Wasserman Schultz sent me one asking for money! Fortunately there is a link to send "feedback". So far I've call them money suckers who I wouldn't give a red cent to, worthless class warfare mongers and idiots (I excluded some of the more colorful adjectives). I'll do the "unsubscribe" in a couple days but first I want to send out a few more rants
We may have a mutual friend, I got signed up by a friend not long ago. Just right click and have it sent to junk
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We may have a mutual friend, I got signed up by a friend not long ago. Just right click and have it sent to junk
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Me, I have no friends. Just folks that owe me money
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CitizenBBN
09-11-2014, 09:39 AM
Wow. A REAL letter from the president to me!
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Hard to imagine he'd pull himself away from golf long enough to do such a thing. Oh that's right, he does make time for fundraising.
1 letter from dws (ironic that her initials are what they are) puts me in the meet Obama lottery if I donate. So what are the odds that
1) I'd donate
2) I'm selected
3) I'd pass any type of screening
4) if 1, 2, & 3 occurred that after I met with "the big O" and gave him a piece of my mind that I'd be audited by the IRS next year?
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. So what are the odds that
1) I'd donate
2) I'm selected
3) I'd pass any type of screening
4) if 1, 2, & 3 occurred that after I met with "the big O" and gave him a piece of my mind that I'd be audited by the IRS next year?
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1) 0.00000001%
2) 0.00000000000000000001%
3) 0.000000000000000000000000001%
4) 99.999999%
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Darrell KSR
09-11-2014, 01:40 PM
Number 4 is too low.
MickintheHam
09-11-2014, 03:51 PM
You are confused, Doc. Debbie's request for money was for past and future services. She's been servicing Floridians for years.
CitizenBBN
09-11-2014, 05:49 PM
Number 4 is too low.
Way. He's going to get audited just for that post.
So I finally feedbacked
Apparently somebody submitted my name as a joke to the Democratic Party in hopes of getting a rise out of me but I have to admit I have enjoyed your constant stream of bullcrap that has come across my computer we in the last month. Although based on your sorry performance in governance it comes as no surprise. Are you really that hard up for money that you need to send out dozens of e mails? Is that because your actual performance is so piss poor that your results can't get you support? And do you really believe that I'm that big of an idiot that I actually believe President Obama, his wife, joe Biden, Debbie Wassserman Schultz etc actually e mailed me? And if they did, do you think I'd care? I have no respect for any of them since they have all shown so little respect for me. See I'm a republican. As a republican I've been called every negative thing your party can come up with. According to you I'm racist, I'm at war with women, hate the poor, am an obstructionist, etc. when in fact I am none of those. What I am is an American who voted for people to represent me. Instead I have gotten a group of spoiled elitists who believe they know more than me. Trust me, you don't. You don't want my feedback. You want my money and my vote. You won't get either!
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